College Quotes #1

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:35 pm

Barbara Chronopolis wrote:Hey, you brought the cell phone home, not my fault you didn't take the battery out.

And you don't want to know what other battery-operated things she can use to spy on you.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:49 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:
Barbara Chronopolis wrote:Hey, you brought the cell phone home, not my fault you didn't take the battery out.
And you don't want to know what other battery-operated things she can use to spy on you.

Thankfully, only ones that are microprocessor controlled.

Very, very thankfully.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:00 am

Victoria Valentine wrote:"I don't suppose there was anything nearby that could have recorded it?"

On this campus? Highly unlikely.

>_>

<_<

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:38 pm

Will Stanton wrote:"I don't think they really review these logs--I can't imagine anyone sitting there just watching, unless we trip some kind of alarm or something."

Binary ain't buying all that popcorn for the carbs.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:38 pm

Oh, Binary already ogles EVERYONE; she don't count.

by **Calvin Strong** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:58 pm

At least Cal uses his massive recording capabilities to be an exhibitionist, not a world-class voyeur...
>_>
<_<

by **Kevin Gravis** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:00 pm

The porn says otherwise.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:14 am

Calvin Strong wrote:At least Cal uses his massive recording capabilities to be an exhibitionist, not a world-class voyeur...
>_>
<_<

You can't possibly encrypt the Binary/Forge/Cable slashfic well enough to keep it a secret.

by **Michael Asters** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:28 am

Slashfic? Damn, I've been playing like that was cannon...

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:22 am

Trinity Cleaver wrote:
Will's not my guy, he's never going to be my guy, I don't want him.

If I had a dime for every girl who's said that after I made out with 'em...

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:31 am

You'd have ten cents?

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:33 am

Calvin Strong wrote:You'd have ten cents?

Yeah, pretty much.

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:11 pm

Zero wrote:"You have any ideas?" Zero asks with a grin.

Please, not another student with a Me-fetish.

by **Zero** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:11 pm

I can't help it if you're in high demand. You should take it as a compliment.

by **Ryan Gabriel** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:18 pm

I said for Zero not to be you! Let's be fair here!

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:34 pm

Only because you'd get caught!

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:50 pm

Shapeshifters are hot; what can I say?

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:38 pm

Leila Dawson wrote:"I don't know if drinking when bored is a good thing..." Leila mumbled moving to sit on the stool at the bar. "Can I have a red-headed slut please," she said, showing the tender her (fake) ID card.

ALTERNATE JOKE: "Sorry, Rachel only works on Mondays, try again later."
Oh, god Khan, don't killban me...

by **Madison West** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:03 pm

Sara Evans wrote:"Professor McManus! Yes. Yes, I am." she heads up to Sam. "This is going to sound really weird, but... I kind of... won someone in a poker game in Madripoor." she smiles, just crooked enough to show that she's well aware how ridiculous she must sound.

"If I had a nickel every time I heard that one."

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:45 pm

Onyx wrote:Since Dom's been a bit busy lately, I think we'll just move forward on this with the blunt force of a plot jackhammer. X-Corp has custody of Onyx, but to her Sara and Victoria are both her Mistress.

I smell sitcom!

by **Madison West** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:46 pm

It's like the Odd Couple! With slavery! And college age girls!

edited to be slightly more accurate

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:48 pm

Come and knock on our door....
We've been waiting for you...
Where the slave girls are hers, and hers, and ours,
Three's company too...

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:32 pm

Rhiannon Nightridge wrote:"Is he real? He seems so real but he says he is a norse myth.. sort of.. and I.. " Rhi scratched her head.

As usual, no respect for myth!

by **Nailah Weaver** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:22 am

I'm just going to stop pointing them out. Even the ditzy cheerleader gets it!

by **Victoria Valentine** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:30 am

Janice Gilbertson wrote:"I've heard about her, but... well, she'd have to be the devil for half the stuff that's said about her to be true."

I'll have you know that, despite what the bible study groups have said, I have not once eaten a baby.

Incidentally, I do have my own bed, so you don't have to worry about that little twin in your room being contaminated.

by **Chloe Grant** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:37 am

Victoria Valentine wrote:
Janice Gilbertson wrote:"I've heard about her, but... well, she'd have to be the devil for half the stuff that's said about her to be true."
I'll have you know that, despite what the bible study groups have said, I have not once eaten ~~an entire~~ a baby. ~~Because I have to watch my weight and babies are fatty~~

Incidentally, I do have my own bed, so you don't have to worry about that little twin in your room being contaminated. ~~The floor, bathroom, and walls on the other hand.......~~

Fixed it for you

by **Rick Ferguson** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:16 pm

Narrator wrote:The pack contains some pills in labeled containers, a com device of some kind, it really only has a couple of buttons so it seems like it might be for emergencies. Some emergency rations and a chemical heating pad, and a large box of condoms.

For a group whose two males are a gay guy and an android. Oh well, at least they'll have something to take home.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:17 pm

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff...

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:17 pm

Stan Bowen wrote:Stan smirked.

"The new technology and insight they are allowing us to observe is a far second, hmm?"

Stan, you knew going into this that Amanda was a sucker for assorted cheese platters.

by **Stan Bowen** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:21 pm

Cheese and dashing older gentlemen.

by **Amanda Weinrich** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:35 pm

They smell the same!

by **John Hino** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:21 pm

Nailah Weaver wrote:Nailah makes a surprised flap backwards at the electric discharge before touching ground next to the now motion less critter and Sam.
"Electric ermine?" she asks surprised, still managing to sound somewhat dry regardless.

Electric spider ermine.

by **Domanic Taylor** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:08 pm

Rick Ferguson wrote:
Narrator wrote:The pack contains some pills in labeled containers, a com device of some kind, it really only has a couple of buttons so it seems like it might be for emergencies. Some emergency rations and a chemical heating pad, and a large box of condoms.

For a group whose two males are a gay guy and an android. Oh well, at least they'll have something to take home.

You just need to hack into maddie and activate subroutine F-4bu10u5.

by **Samantha McManus** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:46 pm

Nailah Weaver wrote:"Embarassing is what it is... I had a disjointed vision while dreaming a few nights ago. About having a vision. It was rather... confusing, but I do now that you witnessed that vision. Or will. Maybe. Propably." she shrugs a bit helplessly.

I think I've finally found someone crazier than me!

by **Constantine McGraw** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:50 pm

Quick,grab her before anyone else does!

by **Samantha McManus** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:33 pm

Precognitives have somewhat of an unfair advantage in these things!

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:04 pm

Michael Asters wrote:"I'm going to need to thell her about this later," he said, chuckling and shaking his head. "The family keeps getting bigger."

And you still owe me a baby

by **Michael Asters** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:05 pm

Barbara Chronopolis wrote:
Michael Asters wrote:"I'm going to need to thell her about this later," he said, chuckling and shaking his head. "The family keeps getting bigger."

And you still owe me a baby

If you'd been around more, I might have told you that that was a go by now...

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:11 pm

Oh sure, displace the blame why don't you. Clearly you have yet to realized that father is always wrong.

by **Constantine McGraw** » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:30 am

Samantha McManus wrote:Precognitives have somewhat of an unfair advantage in these things!

Either that or Nailah's player has a shapeshifter fetish...

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