College Quotes #1

by **Madison West** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:28 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:Madison, this is not what we gave you a desk for.

ALTERNATE COMEBACK:

That's not what Dom told me during employee orientation.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:33 pm

Zoe wrote:"On a good day, Will is a leeeetle loco. On a really good day, he's balls-out insane," she grins. "Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, awesome teammate and all, but he lacks a certain, uh.." she pauses for a moment, then concludes, "survival instinct."

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

by **Samantha McManus** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:08 pm

It's okay, Will. Nobody respects shifters.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:12 pm

Just because I thought it would be a good idea to get shot out of a gun, or accidentally merged myself with my girlfriend...

...OK, maybe she has a point.

by **Barbara Chronopolis** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:42 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:It's just unsanitary!

Actually, all teacher desks come standard with an antibacterial coating and..

erm..

You know what? Never mind.

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:38 pm

Victoria Valentine wrote:"Decent, i suppose," Victoria answered. "No super-telepaths deciding to play with my mind lately, at the very least. You?"

by **Samantha McManus** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:51 am

Victoria Valentine wrote:"Hmmm... then perhaps you'd just like to ride in one of our minds while we play? A bit... safer that way?"

I'd avoid Victoria's mind, Kyra. She's got the Celt-Ick.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:30 am

Zoe Walker wrote:"So remind me, why do boys suck for you?"

*SPIT-TAKE*

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:13 am

Sara Evans wrote:Oh damnit Will!

"Now let's see then... You tried to pick up your uniform, started to eat, didn't sit still and almost sat down without asking for permission. I think you should shrink down and get in there to make yourself familiar with your place for the night."

You people want to raise a kid?!

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:15 am

Into the cage, boy!

Seriously, Sara's just trying to pound a lesson through Will's extraordinarily thick skull--it's OK to say 'no'

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:16 am

I blame myself. The shapeshifters all turned weird while I was gone.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:17 am

See, if you had been around when he got himself stuck in Sara's head, maybe we could have avoided all this, but noooooo

XD

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:21 am

Sara's just trying to make Will grow a spine. Unconventional people call for unonventional measures! xD

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:22 am

Spines are so hard, they're all bumpy and rigid and eh.

by **Michael Asters** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:25 pm

Nina Madaraki wrote:Nina breathes heavily, quite a bit sweaty after all the activity as she relaxes next to Ryan trying to catch her breath.

"I love you."

Okay, this was such a beautiful, magnificently EVIL post that it deserves to be preserved for posterity where people can see it.

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:57 pm

Rachel O'Brien wrote:The door to Ryan's room wasn't locked, and Rachel flung it open "What the fuck do you think you're doing?!?" she said angrily

Rachel is upholding the Redhead Code. Good show.

by **Marcus Kingston** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:43 pm

Rachel O'Brien wrote:"Why not?" Rachel shot back "You did it with Rhiannon? And yes, I did suspect something. In any case, you shouldn't be surprised. Nina is a sweet, naive girl who believes in love and relationships. Girls like her don't do casual very well. Especially when a handsome, charming guy is taking them on dates and tell them how wonderful they are."

*stares blankly..* Jessica (before they got together), Rachel, Calvin, Ryan, and John I can count off the top of my head she's had causal fun with.. xD

Seems she does it plenty well to me.

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:45 pm

Marcus, you are next.

by **Rick Ferguson** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:52 pm

Marcus Kingston wrote:Seems she does it plenty well to me.

Madison West wrote:

FTB with Nina!

Awarded to:

Jessica Temple
Rachel O' Brian
Calvin Strong
John Hino
Rachel O' Brian
Ryan Gabriel

((Make your own at: http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/))

Indeed.

by **Marcus Kingston** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:53 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:Marcus, you are next.

I wonder how that would even begin to work out. o_O

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:55 pm

Marcus Kingston wrote:I wonder how that would even begin to work out. o_O

It is too late. You are on the list. Prepare for redhead vengeance.

by **Marcus Kingston** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:56 pm

Lol. Why me? ; ;

by **Samantha McManus** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:57 pm

Questioning redhead vengeance triggers redhead vengeance.

Don't they teach you these things?

by **Marcus Kingston** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:58 pm

*keeps quiet*

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:01 pm

Domanic Taylor wrote:Lumis raises a brow. "What kind of altercation? Hopefully not an actual fight."

I really hope they didn't fight over me...

Dom actually secretly digs this notion.

by **Anita Fernandez** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:36 pm

Anything that validates his huge ego!

by **Rick Ferguson** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:13 pm

Tony Stark wrote:The sound of another young female voice elicits a brief look of panic on Stark's face, mitigated only slightly when he doesn't recognize the source of it.

Poor Tony. He has so many barely legal girls dripping off of him tonight, he barely even knows how to react.

by **Kevin Gravis** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:07 pm

Tony Stark wrote:"Madison." Tony said, trying to smile ingratiatingly, his eyes darting between the three upset women "So nice to see you. I was just going to show Jayda the weapons lab, you'd be welcome to come along, of course."

Is that what we're calling it now?

by **Samantha McManus** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:12 pm

Kevin Gravis wrote:Is that what we're calling it now?

It's classier than "You've just gotten yourselves tickets... TO THE GUN SHOW!"

by **Samantha McManus** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:37 pm

Sergei Tereshchenko wrote:"Indeed. I had been hoping for one myself."

I'm sorry Sergei, I am too cool for this party.

by **Madrox Saavedra** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:32 pm

Calvin Strong wrote:"since my systems can self-diagnose errors and malfunctions better than any system I've ever come into contact with."

Ahem.

by **Samantha McManus** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:37 pm

Madrox has been a little spotty since the last firmware upgrade.

by **Byrna Cooper** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:21 pm

Hi. I'm a Madrox

And I'm a Calvin

by **Samantha McManus** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:18 am

<Madrox> "I run OSX!"

<Calvin> "GOD DAMMIT IT IS NOT A NECKBEARD IT IS A HEATSINK."

by **Samantha McManus** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:38 pm

William Stanton wrote:"N-noo, that...that can't be right. I don't think....I was just acting, Sara..."

Oh Will, I have so much to teach you about being a crazy shapeshifter.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:40 pm

The man could use a good teacher--he's figured out everything to this point on his lonesome

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:43 pm

The man could use an actual brain. >_>

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:47 pm

I'd while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the rain...

by **Samantha McManus** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:50 pm

Victoria Valentine wrote:Victoria hissed, then bit Zero's neck, finding herself rewarded, again, with a mouthful of green blood. Not as bad when you're expecting it... she thought as she swallowed it down, feeling the now-famliar course of power. Her eyes lit up glowing red and she gave a feral snarl as she slashed her claws across the face of the fake Zero. "You heard her! Where are they!"

Oh Victoria... Ask questions before you eat their larynx!

by **Madrox Saavedra** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:13 pm

Samantha McManus wrote:"Not yet, unfortunately. It's been a long time since there's been anything even resembling a unified skrull regime or military. There are so many splinter factions I can't even verify which group we're dealing with yet."

The slutty one.

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