Rachel had arranged to meet Con in the cafeteria. When she saw he wasn't there, she got a cup of coffee and a plate of scrambled eggs and sat down where she had a good view of the door.
Will mosied down stairs, clearly in a good mood. Getting some hash browns and some coffee, he spotted some familiar faces at a table, and sat down to join John.
"Oh, you haven't heard of the Daring Adventures of Marcus and Will and their Splendiferous Van Escape? It's quite a story. Especially the way I tell it, which has the distinct advantage over reality of not necessarily being true."