Sept 6th - Food Goes In Mouth

by **Brigid Plunder** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:22 pm

"They just grew up differently, Alex."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:18 am

"I... kinda spent the last seven years in the survivalist boot-camp of Sergeant Dad, so no judgment here," Graham said, before realizing he'd never shared that much before.

by **Vertie Easley** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:46 am

"Really?!" Vertie sat up. "Our dad's would get along great...or...kill each other...sorry, that was better not said." She smiled and gave shrug. "I'm Vertie, by the way. I sometimes forget to introduce myself."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:20 am

"Graham. And, short of the killing part, I think I'd pay to see that fight," he smirked.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:23 am

"...are we really to the point of 'my dad could beat up your dad'?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:41 am

"Not really. It'd just be awesome."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 11:28 am

"Yeah, who wouldn't want to watch two hicks wail on each other. Pretty sure there's a reality TV show about just that."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:06 pm

He ignored the hick comment.

"Actually, now that I think about it, that fight should be with my Uncle Bennett and my dad. Dad's nobody to piss off but Uncle Bennett is, like, a black belt. Krav Maga I think."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:16 pm

"Let's just not have this conversation."

Brigid's mind flashes on memories of her father hunting, along with Zabu.

by **Vertie Easley** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:31 pm

"And I think it would be more like...mutually assured destruction if our folks ever met." She wrinkled her nose. "Brigid is right, new topic...How's the shopping in the town?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:23 pm

Graham shrugged. Boys from the woods didn't know these things.

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:44 pm

"Kinda podunk, but you can take the bus to London."

by **Vertie Easley** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:14 pm

"If there's actual store stores, that's a big step up for me. Though I am pretty awesome in thrift store, if given enough time."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:15 pm

Graham fought the urge to groan about the new topic by stuffing his mouth with cereal.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:19 pm

"Elk-dude doesn't shop."

by **Vertie Easley** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:24 pm

Vertie giggled. "Dude's don't shop, ever. I'm sure if he found the right place, angels would sing. For Gar, it's Cabela's."

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:26 pm

"Maybe he can take Graham shopping."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:49 pm

"A sporting goods store could work I guess..."

Assuming he doesn't eat me.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:51 pm

"You'll just come back loaded down with beef jerky and flannel."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:41 pm

"What's wrong with flannel?"

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:43 pm

"I don't know? How do you feel about lumberjacks and lumberjack-related activities?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:56 pm

"Since when is it exclusive to lumberjacks?"

by **Jennifer Newgate** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:57 pm

"Only since forever."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:07 pm

"You did say you were going shopping at an outdoors store."

by **Vertie Easley** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:03 pm

"Well, there is so much more then flannel shirts. Some of the high end camping stuff is actually pretty ritzy."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:56 pm

"Yes, because outdoors stores carry lumberjacking supplies," he said with an eyeroll.

"Aaaand I kind of need money first anyway," he sighed.

by **Vertie Easley** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:16 pm

"There's always busking." Vertie offered as she finished her breakfast.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:16 pm

"No, outdoors stores carry flannel. Plaid flannel."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:37 am

"What's busking?"

by **Vertie Easley** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:24 pm

"Hmm, it's more of a thing here in Europe. Street preforming. Singing, dancing, juggling. whatever. Elk rides for kids?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:41 pm

"What I'm best at is illegal in public here."

Then he reddened.

"I mean, because it's potentially dangerous to the public or something, not anything... you know!" he added, awkwardly backpedaling.

by **Brigid Plunder** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:43 pm

"...what, because you'd be naked?"

by **Vertie Easley** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:54 pm

"You know...I grew up around shifters...I never realized it that way. Weird, ick."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:04 pm

"I meant archery," he said.

by **Vertie Easley** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:13 pm

"Oh, well, if you're good enough and set up right."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:46 pm

"Of course. But some idiot bureaucrat won't see it that way."

by **Brigid Plunder** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:48 pm

"Boxing glove arrows?"

by **Vertie Easley** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:25 pm

"You could travel Ren Faires. Modern day Robin Hood."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:56 pm

"And I could make money doing this?" he asked curiously.

by **Vertie Easley** » Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:16 pm

"Possible...I think a roped off area with those simple target shooting arrows, an assistant passing the hat, keeping people back, standing with an apple on their head."

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