I12DT: The Sword in the Clay

[Kevin Gravis]

"Is that a challenge?" he smirked.

[Narrator]

"Prepare to meet your maker, Shining Dunce," he said, drawing a sword in a crowded bar.

[Kevin Gravis]

"Not even taking this outside?" he smirked, drawing sword-Will, "Fun."

[Narrator]

"En garde!" he shouted, lunging, knocking patrons out of the way.

[Kevin Gravis]

"Why is it so many nobles are anything but noble?" he sighed, expertly parrying the strike away from a bystander.

[Will Stanton]

"Wha-cha!" Will shouted, smashing his face into the enemy sword.

[Narrator]

The noble, meanwhile, shoved yet another innocent at Kevin as a shield, hiding his approach!

[Kevin Gravis]

Kevin whirled around the innocent and feinted before attacking.

[Will Stanton]

"Ha-HA! No, to the left leftleftleft" Will cried as the noble parried and tried to come in for a blow to Kevin's abdomen.

[Kevin Gravis]

Kevin turned the blow aside and countered with a strike aimed to cut one side of the man's silly mustache off.

[Narrator]

The tip of Kevin's blade curved around to help this strike, as though they were a team!

"Blast!" the noble shouted.

[Kevin Gravis]

"That's one for me," Kevin smirked as he moved back.

[Narrator]

"I'll do you in!" he said charging again.

[Kevin Gravis]

"Killing me is a bad idea you know," he said as he parried.

[Narrator]

"And why would that be?"

[Kevin Gravis]

"Angry Flame Sorceress."

[Narrator]

"A myth!"

[Kevin Gravis]

"No no, she's very real. Now the story about me being raised by hounds, that's a myth."

[Narrator]

"You have their manners!" he said, attempting another strike.

[Kevin Gravis]

"So animals don't respect you either?" he asked as he parried and countered.

[Narrator]

"My animals bathe more often than you do."

[Kevin Gravis]

"Belonging to you would make me feel dirty too."

[Will Stanton]

"Don't knock it till you try it," Will joked.

[Narrator]

The noble grabbed an innocent bar waif and held his sword to her neck. "Concede to me, Nivek."

[Kevin Gravis]

"Up to you now," he whispered to Will.

"Alright fine you coward, you've got me," he said angrily. He dropped Sword-Will and kicked him past the noble.

[Narrator]

Will took an odd bounce, and poked the guy RIGHT in the butt, causing him to yelp in surprise, jumping up and dropping both barmaid and sword.

[Kevin Gravis]

In one continuous motion, Kevin pushed the barmaid out of harms way and came around to punch the noble in the face.

[Narrator]

And down goes the noble!