I13DT: Everything's Better with Muffins

[Will Stanton]

"Fine? No, not fine, just...

I'm trying to remember what happened here. She stopped by my office, we were joking around. We talked about Janice, and then..."

[Sara Stanton]

"Then what?"

[Will Stanton]

"I don't quite....

We were talking about Janice, and she said she had to go to class. I asked her what she was doing...and she asked if I wanted to see..."

[Sara Stanton]

Sara frowns. "And then she apparently baked you into delicious muffins."

[Will Stanton]

"Was I delicious? I mean, on a scale of one to...that's your 'this is not important right now' look."

[Sara Stanton]

"Just take me to the lab already." she says, fighting down a faint smile.

[Will Stanton]

"Yes ma'am.

...Really, chocolate muffins? She couldn't have picked blueberry? Who does chocolate muffins?" Will complained, shoving Sara (unintentionally roughly) into his breast pocket.

[Sara Stanton]

"Aah! Watch it!" she says, turning herself right-side up again inside his pocket before pulling her head and shoulders above the seam to look out. "Remind me to be more careful when you're tiny."

[Will Stanton]

"Nah, I squish. You don't. Off to Stan's lab I suppose...

Sassafrassa goddesses, not respecting their own personal boundries. How long do you think before the Great and Powerful Morrigan needs a tea cozy?"

[Sara Stanton]

"Well she'll have to fight me to get you. At least McManus can't just throw me into one of Robin's drawings."

[Will Stanton]

"Wait, what?"

[Sara Stanton]

"Yeah when I got sick of her telling me I was wrong she did something to the doors so I'd keep talking to her. First I ended up in your office, then Robin's dollhouse, then one of her paintings on the fridge. After she left in a huff I managed to take the last door back to the dollhouse and climb down from the table. And after a three day trek through the apartment I made it to the kitchen to wake you up."

[Will Stanton]

"Three DAYS?" Will said, outraged.

[Sara Stanton]

"That might be a slight exaggeration. The apartment is pretty big when you're this small though!"

[Will Stanton]

"Pfft. You're just not used to it.

And if you don't WANT to be used to it, we've got to have the doctors enbiggen you."

[Sara Stanton]

"Enbiggen is not a word."

[Will Stanton]

"Belargen."

[Sara Stanton]

"Now you're just trying to be wrong." she chuckles.

[Will Stanton]

"Good. You've calmed down," Will said.

"We'll sort this. ALL of this."