Sweet dreams aren't made of these...

by **Alex Carpenter** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:27 pm

He rolled his eyes. "Yeah. Old money until the money ran out. Then just a bunch of overachieving assholes. Even the black sheep of the family can't seem to do anything wrong, to hear everyone telling me about it."

by **Regan Rourke** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:29 pm

"Yeah, that sounds really awful," Regan says.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:35 pm

"Yeah, that's another thing, I can never tell when you're being sarcastic half the time," Alex shot back at her.

by **Regan Rourke** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:37 pm

"I'm always being 110% sincere," Regan says.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:46 pm

Alex rolled his eyes. "Right, got it. See if I tell you anything again."

by **Regan Rourke** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:49 pm

"Don't make promises we both know you won't keep," Regan says.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:31 am

"All right, put me in my place, then. Top it."

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:13 am

"Trust me. You have no ideas the depths of hell my family is," Regan says, "You wouldn't last five minutes alone with my parents."

by **Alex Carpenter** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:27 am

"Oh whatever, at least they gave a shit about you farther than how you could validate their existences," Alex shot back at her.

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:32 am

"At least your parents never got so stoned they forgot to make you dinner," Regan says, "Or left you alone with your siblings for a week so they could go to Burning Man."

by **Alex Carpenter** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:53 am

"At least you had siblings. My parents would never intentionally miss out on work for some silly thing like maternity leave. Yeah, that made for a fun birthday conversation."

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:00 am

"Yeah, it was great living in the Weasley house," Regan says, rolling her eyes.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:03 am

"Yeah, well, I'll trade my regular lectures on why I'm disappointing the family for that any time you want."

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:31 pm

"Yeah, having parents that care enough about what you do to set boundaries," Regan says, "That must suck so much."

"You're like the walking definition of first world problems."

by **Alex Carpenter** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:27 pm

"What the fuck are you talking about, 'boundaries,'" Alex shot back. "Like they ever had any goddamn idea what I was doing."

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:44 pm

"FIne, whatever. Your mommy and daddy didn't love you enough. You win the neglected kid contest," Regan says, "Happy?"

by **Alex Carpenter** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:57 pm

"Well no, not really," he admitted. "Yours sucked too."

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:59 pm

"Yeah," Regan says, "They did."

"Luckily, being dead acts a lot like emancipation."

by **Alex Carpenter** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:14 am

"See, I should have been the ghost, then I could have heard from my folks how I couldn't even get dying right," he said, smirking a little.

by **Regan Rourke** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:25 am

"That's me, can't even die right," Regan says.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:45 am

"Did you ever try throwing yourself at the ground to see if you could miss? I ought to try that."

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:53 am

"Sounds like fun, I hope I'm around to see it," Regan says.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:04 pm

"For you? I might not change to metal before I try," he said with a smirk.

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:18 pm

"Awww, aren't you sweet," Regan says.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:55 pm

"You're using up all the bitter, and I have to be something."

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:33 pm

"You could be salty," Regan says, "Or umami. That'd be fun."

by **Alex Carpenter** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:40 pm

"...What the hell is umani?" Alex asked before he could stop himself.

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:42 pm

"It's what MSG tastes like," Regan says, "Kind of savory."

by **Alex Carpenter** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:52 pm

"That... sounds disgusting," he said.

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:56 pm

"See? Perfect for you," Regan teases. She actually sounds fairly good-natured about it though.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:01 pm

"Pff. You didn't think I was disgusting the last time," he said, smirking at her.

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:03 pm

"Or I just like things that repel other people," Regan says.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:08 pm

"Or you just know you can't get any better," he countered, equally good-naturedly.

by **Regan Rourke** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:12 pm

"Says the necrophiliac," Regan shoots back.

by **Alex Carpenter** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:51 am

"Who knew corpses could fight back so much," Alex shot back.

by **Regan Rourke** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:59 am

"Necromancers," Regan says, "Ed Gein."

by **Alex Carpenter** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:31 am

"Yeah, but their corpses aren't as hot," he said, smirking.

by **Regan Rourke** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:35 am

Regan snorts, "That's, like, the most romantic thing I have ever heard."

by **Alex Carpenter** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:36 am

"Oh, now you DO want me to be romantic? Should I get some flowers tomorrow? Chocolate, a little teddy bear?"

by **Regan Rourke** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:40 am

"That would be amazing," Regan says, "So hilarious."

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