Gonna get kicked out one of these days

[Wayne Cole]

"...look who's talking."

[Regan Rourke]

"You are full of it," Regan says, "I look amazing."

[Wayne Cole]

"You look like you belong on a poxy fantasy novel cover. Something old bints wank to."

[Regan Rourke]

"And you look like Rupert Grint's ugly younger brother," Regan says, "But I try not to judge."

[Wayne Cole]

"THAT'S sure to be a lie."

[Regan Rourke]

"I said 'try'," Regan says with a shrug, "It's not my fault you look like your mother dressed you and your face was given a few good whacks with a shovel."

[Wayne Cole]

"Really? YOU'RE going to be critiquing looks at this point? You should be in the Circus of Horrors."

[Regan Rourke]

"Awww," Regan says, smiling, "Thanks."

[Wayne Cole]

"I call 'em like I see 'em."

[Regan Rourke]

"So, what's your deal?" Regan asks.

[Wayne Cole]

"Wot's that supposed to mean?"

[Regan Rourke]

"What are you deaf and stupid?" Regan asks, "What do you do? Why are you here?"

"I mean, you're a mutant, right?"

[Wayne Cole]

"I'm HERE because I set fire to various things, and stole other various things."

[Regan Rourke]

"So they put you in a school," Regan says, "Yeah. That makes perfect sense."

[Wayne Cole]

"They didn't want to keep me in Jouvie -- something about maintenance costs being high."

[Regan Rourke]

"Wow. So you suck at being a criminal and no one wants you around," Regan says, "You're a real winner."

[Wayne Cole]

"Fuck off."

[Regan Rourke]

"The truth hurts, Ollie," Regan says, "The truth hurts."

[Wayne Cole]

"I said fuck off, or do you want me to kick your ass again?"

[Regan Rourke]

"Why should I take orders from you? Because you can hit me? Big deal," Regan says, "Are you going to kill me? I don't think you got it in you, Ollie. Besides, dying doesn't seem to quite take for me so whatever."

[Wayne Cole]

"If at first you don't succeed.."

[Regan Rourke]

"So scary. I might need a night light now," Regan says, "Oh no, I had a bad dream. A little redhead boy was trying to kill me. Save me, Superman."

[Wayne Cole]

"Who?"

[Regan Rourke]

"He's the lead singer of a band," Regan says, "You wouldn't have heard of him. It's too underground."

[Wayne Cole]

"Fuck you."

Wayne's insult range needed work.

[Regan Rourke]

"Ew. Gross," Regan says, "Right here? In the alley? That's disgusting."

[Wayne Cole]

"What, do you need a down payment?"

[Regan Rourke]

At that, Regan just bursts out laughing.

[Wayne Cole]

"What?"

[Regan Rourke]

Regan doubles over, just laughing hysterically.

[Wayne Cole]

"Oy? You alright?"

[Regan Rourke]

"Oh, man," Regan says, wiping a tear from her eye, "That's hilarious."

[Wayne Cole]

"Yeah, fuck you too," Wayne said, walking off.

[Regan Rourke]

"Okay," Regan says, waving, "See you around."

Regan snorts and bursts into another fit of giggles.