Star Trek: The Nerdification of Barrin

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:56 am

Garak will mess. You. Up.

Red Shirt Count: 338 (4 people we've never seen before tag along to a dangerous mission...)
Actual Death Count: 25
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 120
Cameo Count: 36
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: -4
Torpedoes: -1
People: 138
Janeway'd: 2

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:42 am

SCREW this boring Trek shit. Give me an ANOMALY, damn it. Anomalize shit!

DS9 6x14: One Little Ship, or DAS WINZIGE RAUMSCHIFF

THAT'S the shit I'm talking about! Arright.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:51 am

One red shirt died to bring you this comedy episode.

Red Shirt Count: 339
Actual Death Count: 25
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 120
Cameo Count: 36
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: -4
Torpedoes: -1
People: 138
Janeway'd: 2

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:42 am

Now, see, we're gonna deal with some gangsters, see?

DS9 6x15: Honor Among Thieves

...Bilby's an idiot.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:47 am

Meanwhile, on the Gangster Planet...

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:37 am

You know what I want in my sci-fi shows? Simulations of 1962 Las Vegas.

DS9 7x10: It's Only a Paper Moon

I'm shocked they could use so much footage from Shane.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:40 am

Or that stupid super-hero program.

...hey!

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:32 pm

And for the first time in months, we're going BACK! TO THE PAST! OF THE FUTURE!

TOS 1x04: The Enemy Within, or KIRK : 2 = ?

Now complete with spacedog!

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:34 pm

Kirk / 2 = Rape, apparently

Red Shirt Count: 339
Actual Death Count: 25
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 121 (+1 Kirk changing)
Cameo Count: 36
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: -4
Torpedoes: -1
People: 138
Janeway'd: 2

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:31 am

God, I love classic Trek. So damn campy.

TOS 1x02: The Corbomite Maneuver

But first: the Tranya!

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:33 am

It's really more of a Wizard of Oz thing, little dude.

Red Shirt Count: 339
Actual Death Count: 25
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 122 (Kirk just likes walking around the ship shirtless)
Cameo Count: 36
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: -4
Torpedoes: -1
People: 138
Janeway'd: 2

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:26 am

Are YOU ready for some '60s comedy? I know ~I~ am!

TOS 1x17: Shore Leave, or LANDEURLAUB

And now they will have ~all the sex~

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:29 am

Kirk constantly wishes he could be punching people at any point in time.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:07 am

Tally-ho!

TOS 1x18: The Squire of Gothos, or TÖDLICHE SPIELE AUF GOTHOS

We have now entered the "use old costumes" part of Star Trek.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:09 am

So that's what a child Q is like.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:19 am

Kirk, you did a bad bad thing.

TOS 1x14: Court Martial, or KIRK UNTER ANKLAGE

"Mr. Spock, eliminate his heart beat" *PHASER*

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:21 am

Finney went a little space-crazy. And glad to see they finally settled on a name for their Federation thinga-majig.

Red Shirt Count: 339
Actual Death Count: 25
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 123 (+1 Kirk, of course)
Cameo Count: 36
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: -4
Torpedoes: -1
People: 138
Janeway'd: 2

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:32 am

TOS really picks up when you're in the right mind frame for it.

TOS 1x29: Operation -- Annihilate!, or SPOCK AUßER KONTROLLE

Ah, solved by perfectly harmless ultraviolet light.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:35 am

That's our Spock! :V *fade to end of season*

Red Shirt Count: 341 (+2 random Kirk family members)
Actual Death Count: 25
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 123
Cameo Count: 36
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: -4
Torpedoes: -1
People: 138
Janeway'd: 2

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:41 am

ERROR. ERROR. THIS THREAD IS IMPERFECT. MUST STERILIZE

TOS 2x08: The Changeling, or ICH HEIßE NOMAD

"That unit is a woman."
"A mass of conflicting impulses."

by **ASHLIE** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:44 am

HI NOMAD. I'M ASHLIE! 。(⌒∇⌒。)

Red Shirt Count: 345 (+4 idiots. Oh and 4 billion aliens.)
Actual Death Count: 25
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 123
Cameo Count: 36
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: -4
Torpedoes: -1
People: 138
Janeway'd: 2

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:59 am

I'd advise yas to keep watchin'.

TOS 2x20: A Piece of the Action, or EPIGONEN

We're takin' our percentage, skimmed off the top.

by **Regan Rourke** » Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:02 am

One of my favorite episodes.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:07 am

The solution to a breach of the Prime Directive? More breaching of the Prime Directive!

Also, what a hilarious episode.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:03 pm

Hey kids! How about a CARTOOON!

TAS 2x04: Albatross, or DR. MCCOY UNTER ANKLAGE

DRAMIAN JUSTICE IS SWIFT.

Also:

TAS 1x14: The Slaver Weapon, or DAS GEHEIMNIS DER STASIS-BOX

Cat people are DUMB.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:14 pm

Well that was stupid.

Moving right along!

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:05 am

We've seen cat people, but what about lizard men?

DS9 1x06: Captive Pursuit, or TOSK, DER GEJAGTE

He is Tosk, don'tcha know.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:08 am

We've seen plenty lizard-men. Though I guess these technically came before the Jem'Hadar.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:38 am

Oh, Keiko O'Brien.

DS9 2x13: Armageddon Game, or DAS HARVESTER-DESASTER

Oh, Julian Bashir.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:41 am

Keiko, why are you so stupid.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:28 am

You know who's REALLY REALLY INTERESTING? Vedek Bareil!
DS9 2x24: The Collaberator, or DIE WAHL DES KAI

The Bajorans are really really dumb

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:29 am

Everyone on Bajor is amazingly retarded. But hey, all hail Space-Pope.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:31 am

Did you know the Jem Hadar are angry, or that Worf plays by the rules?

DS9 4x04: Hippocratic Oath, or DER HIPPOKRATISCHE EID

Ooo ooo, or did you know Bashir is a doctor?

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:38 am

Or that Miles is a space-racist? Spacist?

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:25 am

Or that Dukat had a daughter?

DS9 4x05: Indiscretion, or INDISKRETION

Sometimes, watching out of order spoils things.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:29 am

Space-Hitler and Space-Segouin go on a Space-Adventure!

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:49 am

Star Trek can have a lot of very subtle messages. This is not one of those episodes.

DS9 4x06: Rejoined, or WIEDERVEREINGIT

CONTROVERSY!

by **Nailah Weaver** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:55 am

"Trouble with Trills" or "Space Lesbians"

by **Amanda Weinrich** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:01 am

I remember when this first aired. It was hyped in the worst way. "Watch Star Trek this week! See TWO CHICKS KISSING!"

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:45 am

Hey, remember "Disaster"? The DS9 crew sure does!

DS9 4x07: Starship Down, or DAS WAGNIS

If Jesus ran a carpentry shop, you couldn't only talk about tables.

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