Star Trek: The Nerdification of Barrin

by **Will Stanton** » Sat May 11, 2013 11:05 pm

TIIIIIME TRAAAAAVEL

VOY 5x24: Relativity, or ZEITSCHIFF "RELATIVITY"

There will only be 1 7 of 9.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat May 11, 2013 11:07 pm

Shoulda asked for some directions out of the Delta Quadrant there.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun May 12, 2013 10:32 pm

Do YOU remember TNG? Voyager sure does!

DS9 6x10: Pathfinder, or DAS PFADFINDER-PROJEKT

Oh, Mr. Broccoli.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun May 12, 2013 10:34 pm

Oh yeah right we have a meta-plot!

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 24 (+2 Troi and Barclay)
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0
Torpedoes: 19
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Sun May 12, 2013 11:22 pm

Hey, remember when this show was about a ship stuck in deep space?

VOY 6x24: Life Line or RETTUNGSANKER

Doctor? Doctor who?

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun May 12, 2013 11:28 pm

Why is it that this show seems to be better when it's not actually about Voyager?

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 26 (+2 Troi and Barclay)
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0
Torpedoes: 19
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Mon May 13, 2013 11:40 pm

And back to the Troi and Barclay show!

VOY 7x06: Inside Man, or EINGESCHLEUST

Voyager never knew what hit 'em.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon May 13, 2013 11:42 pm

We didn't have the money for Pudgy Riker Goes To The Beach.

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 28 (+2 Troi and Barclay)
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0
Torpedoes: 19
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 14, 2013 12:32 am

And we conclude this run of Voyager with another rehash of TNG

VOY 7x20: Author, Author, or DIE VERÖFFENTLICHUNG

Any relation to people, living or deceased, is purely coincidental.

by **ASHLIE** » Tue May 14, 2013 12:36 am

Hard-Rights for Hard-Lights!

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 29 (+1 Just Barclay this time)
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0
Torpedoes: 19
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 14, 2013 1:27 am

Oh, First Season TNG. You try so hard
TNG 1x06: Where No One Has Gone Before, or DER REISENDE

Traveler, stop giving Wesley the bad touch.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue May 14, 2013 1:30 am

THE TRAVELER or Wesley the Warp-Wizard.

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 29
Shut Up Wesley Count: 19 (+4)

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0
Torpedoes: 19
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:33 am

The Award-Winning First Season continues!

TNG 1x12: The Big Goodbye, or DER GROßE ABSCHIED

Shtep on it.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:55 am

Season 1 Holodeck works on magic and makes no god damn sense. And why is Picard so excited about this thing on his ship that he probably knew about when he took command?

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 21, 2013 2:14 am

And we gotta finish season one, y'all!

TNG 1x26: The Neutral Zone, or DIE NEUTRALE ZONE

Oh twentieth century humans, you so CRAZY.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue May 21, 2013 2:29 am

"Y'all feel like some moonshine?"

"Everyone I know is dead!"

"I wanna talk to my lawyer!"

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 24, 2013 2:01 am

Gene Roddenberry insisted computers as advanced as the Enterprise could never malfunction. Hah!

TNG 2x11: Contagion, or DIE ICONIA-SONDEN

Apparently, doctors in the 24th century don't know how to do basic first aid.

by **ASHLIE** » Fri May 24, 2013 2:05 am

Why does everything explode when I send my friendship-~~torpedoes~~probes at them?

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 29
Shut Up Wesley Count: 19

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0
Torpedoes: 19
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 24, 2013 2:54 am

You've gotta go back, Marty!

TNG 2x13: Time Squared, or DIE ZUKUNFT SCHWEIGT

It's more of a wibbly-wobbly...thing.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri May 24, 2013 11:06 am

THE FUTURE IS SILENT

Well that certainly made no sense!

by **Will Stanton** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:07 am

Would you like to play a game?

TNG 2x21: Peak Performance, or GALAVORSTELLUNG

Our first encounter with "evil" Ferengi.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon May 27, 2013 2:12 am

Ferengi, even when they're presented as a threat they're still kinda stupid.

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 29
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20 (+1)

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0
Torpedoes: 19
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 28, 2013 1:41 am

Do we have a god-like being counter? We need a god-like being counter.
TNG 3x03: The Survivors DIE ÜBERLEBENDEN AUF RANA-VIER

Good tea. Nice house.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue May 28, 2013 1:44 am

Man there are a shit-load of these guys around. Do they all get together from time to time and have tea? Brain-storm new ways to mess with Picard? Does Q know this guy? Why is a music-box in Troi's head? What kind of tea were they having?

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 28, 2013 2:35 am

And, fitting for Memorial Day...

TNG 3x11: The Hunted or DIE VERFEMTEN

Dayum, Danar be good.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue May 28, 2013 2:39 am

Picard: Mister Crusher, set course for somewhere that is far away from this shit that is Not Our Problem™

by **Will Stanton** » Thu May 30, 2013 2:17 am

And, continuing with that theme...
TNG 3x12: The High Ground, or TERROR AUF RUTIA-VIER

I would like to say this episode is WRONG about terrorism. George Washington was not a terrorist, I'm sorry Trek, no moral equivalency here.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu May 30, 2013 2:23 am

"Mister Crusher, takes us as far away from this moral quagmire as possible."

Red Shirt Count: 323 (+3 random dudes shot in hallways)
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 29
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0
Torpedoes: 19
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 31, 2013 2:29 am

Maybe something a little less moralistic?
TNG 3x18: Allegiance, or VERSUCHSKANINCHEN

Since WHEN can Picard command with just a nod?

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri May 31, 2013 12:07 pm

Fake Picard is best Picard.

Red Shirt Count: 323
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 120 (+1 Picard-Chest)
Cameo Count: 29
Shut Up Wesley Count: 20

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0
Torpedoes: 19
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:25 am

Ah Need a vaca-shon

TNG 3x19: Captain's Holiday, or PICARD MACHT URLAUB

Ah, Risa. Home to such horrible, horrible episodes.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:31 am

Oh Riker you cheeky rascal.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:23 am

AHHHHHH TOO MANY VOICES
TNG 3x20: Tin Man, or DER TELEPATH

All teeps on XU should respond like this.

by **Nailah Weaver** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:25 am

Sam, if you run off on me with an organic, sentient space-whale-ship I'm going to be very disappointed.

by **Roland Sackville** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:57 am

Data be a COLD muvvafuckah.

TNG 3x22: The Most Toys, or DER SAMMLER

So THAT'S where my Mona Lisa went.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:09 am

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Kivas."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:53 am

And now, we get more of.... The Traveler

TNG 4x05: Remember Me, or DAS EXPERIMENT

If there's nothing wrong with ME, maybe there's something wrong with THE UNIVERSE.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:54 am

Wesley, you have to believe in the heart of the ~~cards~~ warp core!

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:21 am

And now we introduce everyone's favorite character, TROI'S MOTHER!

TNG 4x22: Half a Life or DIE AUFLÖSUNG

Oh, Troi. Always destroying centurys-old traditions.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:31 am

Diana Troi's Personal Log wrote:My mother is on board.

I feel ya, Troi.

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