Issue 12 - THis is really all I needed

by **Derek Scott** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:52 am

Derek didn't take long walking right back to where he'd been when he suddenly found himself inside his ex-girlfriend in the not-fun way. He walked into the infirmary and headed over toward where he'd been filling out paperwork. "Locker 12. Go freaking change, give me the scrubs," he said, pulling the name badge off of 'Derek'.

by **Melody Martens** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:01 am

'Derek' stood there, unmoving. "Well, hi. Good to see you too."

by **Derek Scott** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:07 am

"Yeah, don't care. Don't care how you managed this, I'm going to go do my job, go get shitfaced, and hope that this has all blown over by morning."

by **Melody Martens** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:09 am

"How *I* managed this? Half the fucking campus is like this because some asshole villains pulled some mystic bullshit. Fuck you. Find another pair of scrubs if you're going to be that rude."

by **Derek Scott** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:13 am

"Yeah, case you didn't notice? Those are mine. Now FUCKING move it, I have work to do. Unless YOU'RE going to go give people physical therapy."

by **Melody Martens** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:23 am

"Yes. They are yours. And you're wearing my clothes. But am I going to make you give me my bra? No. Because your body doesn't have tits. And you're 5 inches taller than me. So fuck off and get some new scrubs if your really want scrubs to wear."

by **Derek Scott** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:28 am

"Fine! You want your fucking clothes back? HERE! Fucking take them!" Derek shouted, starting to strip out of the X-Uniform. "Now GO CHANGE so I can GET TO WORK!"

by **Melody Martens** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:33 am

"Really asshole? Do we need to show everyone in the infirmary me in my unmentionables? Fine. Take your fucking scrubs. I'll walk around the campus fucking naked. Hope I don't run into any of the high school kids."

And with that, Melody started ripping off her scrubs.

by **Derek Scott** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:41 am

"Yeah, at least I don't have anything to be embarassed about," Derek shot back. "Now if you've had your fun with this latest 'make my life fucking miserable,' let me get to work."

by **Melody Martens** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:50 am

"Embarrassed? That's rich. You never seemed to complain when we were dating."

by **Derek Scott** » Sat May 04, 2013 3:01 am

"Yeah, and then you dumped me, so I don't have to gloss things over anymore."

by **Melody Martens** » Sat May 04, 2013 3:17 am

"I get it, I'm a bitch," she said, standing there topless and in boxers. "Would you rather have stayed with a girl who didn't have the same feelings as you?"

by **Derek Scott** » Sat May 04, 2013 3:24 am

"What I want is to get to work. Now if you can take some time out of your 'trying to make me miserable' schedule to give my my clothes, and then fuck off."

by **Melody Martens** » Sat May 04, 2013 8:44 am

"Derek, there is no one in there waiting for therapy, and really, I think our focus should probably be working with everyone else on campus on getting back into our own fucking bodies.

"Now will you please stop bitching, and get me a change of clothes that will actually fit me in your body out of your locker, and stop standing around topless with my uniform half off you."

by **Derek Scott** » Sat May 04, 2013 5:43 pm

"That's because the appointments don't start for another hour, like that goddamn paperwork says, now will you quit talking down on me and go change already!"

by **Melody Martens** » Sat May 04, 2013 7:30 pm

"Just get some new scrubs, you stupid ass! These won't even fit you well! You're taller and bigger than me!"

by **Derek Scott** » Sat May 04, 2013 9:48 pm

"I don't HAVE any others, and I'm not going to go BUY more just because of whatever it is you did!" And with that, 'he' hauled off and punched new-Melody in the chest, which... surprisingly didn't hurt much, but looked like it hurt the puncher as much as you'd expect when slugging something filled with a hard, unbreakable skeleton.

by **Melody Martens** » Sat May 04, 2013 11:35 pm

"How the fuck could I have done this? Why the fuck would I do this?! AND AGAIN, HOW?!?!???" she roared

by **Narrator** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:01 am

"What is going on?" Dr. Zee asked as he walked in "Both of you, stop this at once."

by **Derek Scott** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:05 am

"Fine. Fine fine fine fine, WHATEVER," Derek said, zipping the uniform back up and storming toward the locker room.

by **Melody Martens** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:13 am

Melody scowled after Derek as he left and rubbed her chest where she had been slugged. "Fucker could've broken my hand..."

She picked up the scrubs she'd ripped off from the floor and slipped them back over her unfamiliar frame.

by **Narrator** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:16 am

"Now, was that so difficult?" Dr. Zee said.

by **Melody Martens** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:20 am

"For him apparently. He thinks *i* caused this mess."

by **Derek Scott** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:30 am

Derek went storming past a few moments later, carrying the clothes from his locker. And, presumably, his keys.

by **Melody Martens** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:50 am

"I didn't do this Derek."

by **Derek Scott** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:52 am

"I just wanted to do my job, but apparently that's too much to ask. Bitch," Derek said, flipping her off over his back as he kept going.

by **Melody Martens** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:56 am

"I didn't fucking do this! God you're such a piece of shit"

by **Narrator** » Sun May 05, 2013 1:04 am

"Both of you. Please leave here at once!"

by **Derek Scott** » Sun May 05, 2013 1:06 am

"I am!" Derek called back, not slowing on his way to the door.

by **Melody Martens** » Sun May 05, 2013 1:07 am

"Give me my fucking keys," she said storming after him.

by **Derek Scott** » Sun May 05, 2013 1:13 am

"Hey, all I wanted were my scrubs, all you want are your keys. Hope you like those scrubs, bitch."

by **Narrator** » Sun May 05, 2013 1:18 am

"That is quite enough." Dr. Zee said "Mr. Scott, please leave."

by **Derek Scott** » Sun May 05, 2013 1:29 am

"I am," he called back, again, throwing the infirmary door open.

by **Melody Martens** » Sun May 05, 2013 1:47 am

Melody stormed out of the informary with Derek. "Here. Take your fucking scrubs, and give me my god damned keys. You're a fucking douchebag. I'm glad I dumped you."

by **Derek Scott** » Sun May 05, 2013 2:00 am

"ME? I just wanted to fucking do my job, but you can't even let me have that!" Derek spat back at her. "Would it have been so fucking hard for you to just give me my fucking scrubs and let me do the one fucking thing I have!"

by **Melody Martens** » Sun May 05, 2013 2:08 am

"YOU DON'T NEED FUCKING SCRUBS THAT WON'T EVEN FIT A BODY THAT ISN'T YOURS TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU STUPID TWAT! JESUS CHRIST I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

by **Derek Scott** » Sun May 05, 2013 2:11 am

"I NEED SCRUBS TO DO MY FUCKING JOB, AND THOSE ARE THE ONES I HAVE! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD IT HURT YOU TO THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE!"

by **Melody Martens** » Sun May 05, 2013 2:19 am

Melody slapped him across the face. "Jesus, shut the fuck up, you don't need scrubs to do your god damn job. You're doing PT not fucking open heart surgery."

by **Derek Scott** » Sun May 05, 2013 4:02 am

"So yes, it would kill you. Congratulations, Melody, you've really outdone yourself with this new round of 'make me as miserable as you are,'" he snapped back, storming away again.

by **Melody Martens** » Sun May 05, 2013 7:56 am

"Derek, we can very easily solve this: give me my god damned keys and you want have to see me except whenever they try and switch us back. "

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