Oct 5-- Interstellar Death Will Kill Us All!

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The Daily Mirror--

DOOMSDAY is approaching Earth!

Scientists today have revealed that the binary star Omicron Ceti has abruptly shifted course, and is on a direct collision course with Earth!

The star, 400 times larger than our own sun, has been streaking through the galaxy topping speeds of 290,000 miles an hour -- a literal fireball, traveling at speeds exceeding Mach 400, and headed right for us! At it's current distance, it will impact the earth in only one million years!

"There's no need to be alarmed," top scientist Paulus Holder said. "This is a perfectly natural phenomena, probably caused by dark forces -- a black hole, perhaps."

Be alarmed! Be very alarmed!

"I'm not gettin' hit by no star!" Cletus McYokul of Kentucky, United States told reporter. "I'm gonna go buy me some canned corn and hide out with mah shotgun in mah bunker!"

A wise precaution for us all.

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Scientists have given us THIS picture of the star! That's thirteen light years in length -- that's really far!