Dead and Breakfast

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:28 pm

It was early in the morning and Regan was in the cafeteria practicing her new hobby.

Staring at people silently until they got uncomfortable and left.

She was very good at it. Her current score was 7-0.

by **Kay Haddock** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:48 pm

The last victim at the table was Kay, who already felt intensely uncomfortable as it was and now she was desperately trying to finish her breakfast.

"Please stop staring at me..." she mumbles eventually.

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:53 pm

"Okay," Regan says, looking vaguely away, "Did you know you're the first person to ask that?"

"People are weird."

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:54 pm

"Regan, stop being fucking creepy," Haley said as she walked past Kay and sat alone at a table.

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:57 pm

"Didn't you hear Ms. Valentine?" Regan says in a mock pathetic tone, "I can't help it. I'm a jealous spirit."

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:59 pm

"Hooker Sorcereress Barbie? I ignore most of what she says."

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:01 pm

"I think I'm in love with her," Regan says with her usual deadpan tone.

by **Kay Haddock** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:03 pm

"Vickie is nice." she says in a tone that sounds like she'd rather stay out of the argument but felt she had to say something.

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:05 pm

You also think my roommate who *headbutts* people is nice she thought probably too loudly as she started to munch on a bowl of cereal.

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:09 pm

"Is she nice?" Regan asks Kay.

by **Kay Haddock** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:09 pm

"Yeah, well, she is!" she says probably a bit too vehemently before going quiet again and staring at her breakfast.

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:12 pm

Haley choked on her cereal a bit.

motherfucker! Granny's kitchen....granny's kitchen... G

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:14 pm

"People think I'm mean," Regan says, "But at least I deserve it."

by **Kay Haddock** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:15 pm

"Well you two should get along great then."

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:18 pm

"Eat a bag full of dicks, Kay." Haley said dismissively, paying more attention to her phone and her cereal than Kay or Regan.

by **Victoria Valentine** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:22 pm

"Manners, manners, girls," Victoria said, smirking, as she walked over to an empty seat by Kay.

by **Kay Haddock** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:23 pm

Kay just glares at Haley, only Vickie's arrival stopping her from spewing some vitriol right back at Haley.

by **Aisha Khan** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:25 pm

"Hi, Haley." Aisha said as she sat down. She was visible, if strobing rapidly.

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:27 pm

"Hey gorgeous," she grinned at Aisha. "You look great today. Definitely more visible than not,"

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:29 pm

"Good morning, Ms. Valentine," Regan says, "Did you sleep well? Or were you working all night?"

by **Victoria Valentine** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:31 pm

"Glad to see you back, dear. The place had so much more class again," Victoria said, smiling at Kay with a 'see what I've been dealing with?' look. She looked at Regan, completely straight faced. "Not much sleep, I had to have two girls from town help me with a tantric ritual on the beach. One noise violation later, I'm exhausted."

by **Kay Haddock** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:35 pm

Kay pulls her hood down further and eats her breakfast, mortified.

by **Aisha Khan** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:40 pm

"Thanks." Aisha said, smiling "I barely have to think about it at all." she glanced over at Victoria, and then gave Haley a 'can you believe that' look.

by **Regan Rourke** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:41 pm

"So you were working pro bono then," Regan says, "That's charitable of you."

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:43 pm

"Actually, I can," she whispered back with a smirk.

by **Aisha Khan** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:53 pm

"Seriously?" Aisha whispered.

by **Victoria Valentine** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:56 pm

Victoria smirked. "I'm nothing if not generous." Then she turned to Kay. "So how are you doing, dear. Company aside," she said in a lower voice.

by **Kay Haddock** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:58 pm

"Guess I'm okay. Still waiting for that antidote thing they gave me to kick in..."

by **Victoria Valentine** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:00 am

"Come talk to me when classes aren't an impending problem," Victoria said. "Might be able to help. At the very least, there won't be any harm."

by **Haley Crusek** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:08 am

"Yeah. She'll need an antidote from the fucking mutant crabs that being within five feet of hobag gives you," she said to Aisha

by **Regan Rourke** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:11 am

Looking bored at Victoria and Kay's conversation, Regan rolled her eyes and looked over to Haley.

"Hey, how'd things go with that fuck buddy of yours?" Regan ask, "Did you convince him not to dump you?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:59 am

Haley turned bright red. "We don't do that," she sputtered, "and, and he's my boyfriend now."

by **Regan Rourke** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:11 am

"Not for long, if you keep up the whole repressed virgin act," Regan says.

by **Aisha Khan** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:49 pm

"There isn't anything wrong with being a virgin." Aisha said "We're in highschool."

by **Haley Crusek** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:13 pm

"Hey fuck you," she said. "You don't even know either of us. Why don't you go suck some ghost dick somewhere or something."

by **Kay Haddock** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:16 pm

"Your mind sure is stuck on dicks today, Haley."

by **Regan Rourke** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:46 pm

"See: 'repressed'," Regan says to Kay.

by **Victoria Valentine** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:45 pm

Victoria, meanwhile, serenely kept eating her breakfast, not really caring about talk of dicks.

by **Aisha Khan** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:47 pm

"She just tired of you guys being jerks." Aisha replied.

by **Regan Rourke** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:55 pm

"And I'm sure epileptics are tired of you looking like a strobe light, but what are you going to do?" Regan says with a shrug.

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