by Melody Martens » Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:52 pm
five pounds says I'm way better in bed... Who the hell cares though--I dumped him? Still...bitch.
There might have been more awkward moments in her life...but none quite this long-lasting. She feigned interest in the soccer game for several minutes before ordering another pint. It was gonna be one of those nights...
Welcome to the shitshow...
"Game's pretty shitty," she almost slurred, nodding her head at the tv. Almost.
"Fancy a game of pool or darts?"