Star Trek: The Nerdification of Barrin

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun May 06, 2012 2:32 pm

Well then!

That sucked.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun May 06, 2012 3:59 pm

And now, the remake!

TOS 1x15: The Menagerie, Part I or TALOS IV -- TABU, TEIL I

Beep.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun May 06, 2012 4:00 pm

Beep. Beep.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun May 06, 2012 4:18 pm

Finish the Talosians!

TOS 1x16: The Menagerie, Part II or TALOS IV -- TABU, TEIL II

Beep. Beep.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun May 06, 2012 4:19 pm

Beep.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun May 06, 2012 5:29 pm

The only race more fragile than red shirts or stormtroopers...MINERS!

TOS 1x26: The Devil in the Dark or HORTA RETTET IHRE KINDER

Happy now, Khan? XD

by **Sara Stanton** » Sun May 06, 2012 5:31 pm

"Oh my god, it's adorable! Can we keep it?"

by **Amanda Weinrich** » Sun May 06, 2012 8:50 pm

by **Will Stanton** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:23 pm

Klingons! Why, we won't work with the Federation until the bones jut from our foreheads!

TOS 1x27: Errand of Mercy or KAMPF UM ORGANIA

Godlike being count: 4 so far (Q continuum, The Prophets, Talosians, Organians)

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:26 pm

BATTLE FOR ORGANIA

"Alright, space! Let's go convert some heath--"

"Our gods are actually right there. They do things and shit."

by **Legion** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:29 pm

I don't see anything odd about this episode!

TOS 2x10: Mirror, Mirror or EIN PARALLEL-UNIVERSUM

A goatee, huh...

by **Faultline** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:36 pm

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 11, 2012 5:27 pm

It's MAGIC!

TOS 3x04: The Enterprise Incident or DIE UNSICHTBARE FALLE

yes, this was important enough to keep doing.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri May 11, 2012 5:29 pm

THE INVISIBLE TRAP

Oh hey, a female Command—Oh it’s still the 60ies and she fucks up all over the place.

Also, Shatner-Acting!

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 11, 2012 5:30 pm

And we continue our study of "episodes Enterprise thought needed more detail" with TOS 3x09: The Tholian Web or DAS SPINNENNETZ!

Really should be the "subspace dimension" or something.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri May 11, 2012 5:31 pm

THE SPIDER'S WEB

by **Amanda Weinrich** » Fri May 11, 2012 9:07 pm

I am in favor of anything that keeps her entertained!

by **Will Stanton** » Mon May 28, 2012 6:39 pm

And we finish one more run through TOS with TOS 3x23: All Our Yesterdays or PORTAL IN DIE VERGANGENHEIT!

Damn, Spock, you cold.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon May 28, 2012 6:48 pm

PORTAL TO THE PAST

Oh Spock! You're as attractive as a chunk of ice. And since that's all I know, living in an ice age...

by **Will Stanton** » Mon May 28, 2012 6:49 pm

That run of TOS had all our Talosians, and featured our first trip into...the Mirror Universe!

I'm sure that will never come up again.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 29, 2012 1:27 pm

And on to DS9 again! 2x08: Necessary Evil or DIE ERMITTLUNG

The major, in the hallway, with the candlestick.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue May 29, 2012 1:31 pm

THE INVESTIGATION

I am not entirely shocked that the former terrorist killed someone once.

by **Legion** » Wed May 30, 2012 12:28 pm

Yeah, I don't know what you guys have been watching, but this makes the most sense.

DS9 2x23: Crossover or DIE ANDERE SEITE

Makes sense to me!

by **Atropha** » Wed May 30, 2012 12:31 pm

Why is it that evil versions of female characters are always hyper-sexualized?

Shut up, I was just trying to fit in.

by **Harbinger** » Thu May 31, 2012 12:56 pm

And! We continue on! DS9 3x19: Through the Looking Glass or DURCH DEN SPIEGEL.

I do miss getting to play that character archetype, and her good version.

by **Atropha** » Thu May 31, 2012 1:10 pm

I distinctively remember being less black though...

Red Shirt Count: 260
Actual Death Count: 16
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 13.5
Cameo Count: 20 (+1 Random Alterno-Tuvok)
Shut Up Wesley Count: 12

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Thu May 31, 2012 1:56 pm

Today IS a good day to ...watch...more trek.

DS9 4x09: The Sword of Kahless or DAS SCHWERT DAS KAHLESS

KA'PLAH!

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu May 31, 2012 1:59 pm

Swoooord!

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:45 pm

The names...Bashir. JULIAN Bashir

DS9 4x10: Our Man Bashir or...UNSER MANN BASHIR

Didn't teach you THAT in the Obsidian Order.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:48 pm

No Mr. Bashir, I expect you to die.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:29 pm

And now, we continue on to one of the major themes of DS9.

DS9 4x19: Hard Time or STRAFZYKLEN

Picard got off EASY with his implanted memories.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:31 pm

PUNISHMENT-CYCLES

by **Legion** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:24 pm

God damn it, why do all these episodes have to be depressing.

DS9 4x20: Shattered Mirror or DER ZERBROCHENE SPIEGEL

I mean, the big fuckoff ship was RIGHT THERE.

by **Faultline** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:27 pm

The Defiant, with magical plot-shields and protagonist-phasers.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:36 pm

And, continuing the bittersweet episodes, we have DS9 4x24: The Quickening or HOFFNUNG

Highlander 2 it ain't.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:39 pm

HOPE

First I was all

but then I

the Blight.

by **Legion** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:34 pm

God, another one of these? Jesus, not even WE beat this into the ground this much.

DS9 6x08: Resurrection or ERKENNTNIS

Crimanilly.

by **Faultline** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:37 pm

And they keep getting worse with each iteration until all they're good for is wallpaper and footstools.

Red Shirt Count: 260
Actual Death Count: 16
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 14.5 (+1 Bareil)
Cameo Count: 20
Shut Up Wesley Count: 12

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:44 pm

With the passing of Ray Bradbury, it seems only appropriate.

DS9 6x13: Far Beyond the Stars or JENSEITS DER STERNE

Don't you understand? It was REAL!

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:52 pm

What was that prophecy even about?

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