I9DT - An Offer you can't refuse!

[Narrator]

"Alright, we can take it just from the sink scene, right?"

"Sure thing, Vinnie."

Under the tap Will went again, dried off... in preparation for a fling!

[Will Stanton]

Will cringed, ready for impact.

[Narrator]

After the shot was established, they took a break.

"Alright folks, let's take five! Stanton, I'm going to need you ready to be on the Big Dash for the next scene!"

[Will Stanton]

"The what?" Will said, clearly a bit loopy.

[Narrator]

"The Big Dash! Same thing, but bigger with a mop handle. For the hard to reach places!"

[Will Stanton]

"...fantastic!"

Fantastic...

[Narrator]

Shortly thereafter.

"And if you call in the next ten minutes, because we can't do this all day, you'll get the Big Dash at no additional cost! The long handle can reach up to get cobwebs!"

Said cobweb certainly felt like the genuine article, and it couldn't be certain if it was Will's imagination whether a live spider resided there.

[Will Stanton]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahh Ahh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Narrator]

"And the brush attachment on the Big Dash gets the hair that's deep down. You don't want this stuff in your carpet, folks."

A rakelike prong was on him this time, and it dredged up considerable foulness from the carpet to be stuck to the roller.

[Will Stanton]

Hold it together, hold it together, hold it together, I'm gonna be sick

[Narrator]

"Alright, that's a wrap! Hose Stanton down, and we'll hit the catering truck."

[Will Stanton]

"Wait, hose?"

[Narrator]

"Well yeah, we gotta clean you off, right?"

[Will Stanton]

"I'll...I can just take a shower..."

[Narrator]

"Well okay, but make it quick! You don't wanna miss the pigs in a blanket. Delish!"

[Will Stanton]

"Yeah....yeah..." Will said, shifting back, and taking his head off the floor. "I'll...I'll be back in...I'll be back..." he said, staggering a little.

[Narrator]

The cast and crew walked out to the back lot. As the door was opened, the smell of hot food wafted Will's way.

[Will Stanton]

Will covered his mouth, and ran to the restroom.



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About 20 minutes later, he finally came back out again, somewhat cleaner.

[Narrator]

"Stanton! My man! Took you long enough! Vinnie almost put away the whole cheese platter!"

[Will Stanton]

"Well, it's his job to clean up, right?" Will joked, weakly.

[Narrator]

"Yeah well, chow down, kid. You earned it. We'll cut your check in a bit."

[Will Stanton]

"Great," Will said taking 1 (one) cheesey thing, just to be polite, though there was no way he was eating at the moment.