College Quotes #1

by **Juma Ngomo** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:13 am

Stan Bowen wrote:"It was an accident, a freak accident. There was nothing to do.."

At least it wasn't a freak gasoline fight accident.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:14 am

Morgan Evans wrote:Morgan couldn't stop herself from sitting up and grabbing her pants. Pulling them on she hopped off the bed and began the hunt for her shoes.

And we have post 20,000.

Also, we have two Evanses...I wonder if there's a relation...

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:03 am

This isn't going to be pretty...

Yeah, thanks for making sure I knew about this ahead of time, Con. :roll:

You're a peach.

by **Victoria Valentine** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:38 pm

Silly girl. Didn't anyone ever tell you that you need to be ready to take anything that you dish out?

by **Constantine McGraw** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:29 pm

Well, you chose to slap her....

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:47 pm

Yeah, everything eventually shrinks back down to size again normally no longer than about five minutes on it's own but I can focus on keeping it up too."

They have medication that can help with that.........

by **John Hino** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:35 pm

Ayami Morita wrote:"Ooh, the best kind. Well, I'm sure we can think of a COUPLE wishes for you to fulfill tonight..." Ayami said, looking over to grin at Bear.

"And," she added, stroking his hair, "perhaps I can grant a few of yours."

Rub my magic lamp. RUB IT!

by **Ayami Morita** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:36 pm

I think if I did THAT, we'd have to jump right to the FTB...

by **Madison West** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:45 pm

She's a genie in a bottle, John.

by **Madison West** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:46 pm

You gotta rub her the right way.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:46 pm

That would DEFINITELY lead to FTB.

by **Madison West** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:49 pm

That is not how the song goes, Will. >(

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:50 pm

I prefer the classics.

Y'know, like "Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you"?

by **Madison West** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:50 pm

And what the hell does that have to do with genies? >(

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:05 pm

Not very much, but it's got something to do with rubbing, I believe.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:30 pm

Zoe wrote:She smirks and shakes her head at the incoming text, expertly punching in a reply:

Code wrote:
ur eyes set to B+W? Dont make me climb a pole

No, that's for AFTER the date.

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:29 am

"Um, Dr. McCoy? I don't have my paper ready today; I was wondering if I could hand it in next class..."

First homework, then kinky threesomes. :roll:

You're going to give the rest of us a bad name.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:35 pm

Will Stanton wrote:Right, I'm sure there's a spray or something

Girls, do you have a problem with clingy guys? Is there a boy who just won't leave you alone? A man you can't quite get out of your head?

Well, fear no more, with new Will-B-Gone spray! Available at finer drugstores everywhere.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:39 pm

Stan Bowen wrote:It's a messy thing, regardless- two shapeshifters getting a bit too close.."

Hey, man, you just don't understand the DEPTHS of our affection...

by **Stan Bowen** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:43 pm

Yeah. I bet you wish you used protection now, huh hotshot.

by **John Hino** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:06 pm

Teri Napliotis wrote:"So you don't trust us. Fair enough. No one does. We're sorry." She sniffs and turns around to leave. "All we ever do is affront people somehow. Why should anyone trust us." The moth flutters from her hand and resumes being a normal moth by taking off towards the nearest lightbulb.

*plays tiny violin*

by **Teri Napliotis** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:09 pm

Hey now, she had to improvise 'something'

by **Narrator** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:36 am

If I get back to the institute, I say that I was mind controlled. Maybe hit myself on the head and make it look more convincing. He hissed in pain as the vampires sank their fangs into his arms. Inhibitor collar or no, he started straining against the ropes, TRYING to force his power out. With any luck, maybe it was a cheap one.

And in this Very Special Episode of XU, Ryan learns why engaging in bondage with someone who you have just met is a Bad Idea.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:39 am

Team 1: Nothing can stop us except maybe our own bad judgment.

by **Ryan Gabriel** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:21 pm

I was mind controlled.

Stop looking at me, I was.

I WAS!

by **Zoe Walker** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:41 pm

Damn cleavage stun. Gets 'em every time.

by **Nina Madaraki** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:38 pm

Domanic Taylor wrote:"The 'Vampires' are not mystical creatures at all. They are a group of mutants that for some reason share a very specific, and very powerful mutation, all with the same kinds of traits. We have some evidence that gene-therapy might be involved, but we're not certain if that's the full answer."

HA!

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:39 pm

I'm telling you, they're vampires! I don't care about your sciencey mumbo-jumbo.

by **Talia Fawnsworth** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:39 pm

Magic is like chemistry, but with more newt.

by **Zoe Walker** » Fri May 01, 2009 10:08 am

Said to Ryan:

Willow Stanton wrote:"Well, I'll seduce them, and you hit 'em over the head with a frying pan or something," Will joked.

"Seriously though, don't go getting yourself killed or something. You're the responsible one on our squad."

Yep, real responsible :twisted:

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 01, 2009 10:12 am

Zoe Walker wrote:Said to Ryan:

Willow Stanton wrote:"Well, I'll seduce them, and you hit 'em over the head with a frying pan or something," Will joked.

"Seriously though, don't go getting yourself killed or something. You're the responsible one on our squad."

Yep, real responsible

Sadly, he probably IS.

by **Madison West** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:16 pm

Constantine McGraw wrote:"And you think they won't have sussed those out by now? If it's all the same with you, I'll take my car."

"wah wah wah my strategist dick is bigger then yours"

by **Stan Bowen** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:33 pm

Narrator wrote:"I've never heard of Fitzy-whosit, but Stan is missing?" The girl asked, her eyes going wide with concern.

Stanley sense.. tingling..

by **Jayda Nightridge** » Thu May 07, 2009 1:16 am

Bear wrote:Bear, with a look of frustration, applied the solvent to her sticky ball, freeing her hand.

Bear experiences just what it is like for all those lonely boys around campus...

Pass the tissues?

by **Byrna Cooper** » Thu May 07, 2009 1:20 am

Hee.

by **Chloe Grant** » Fri May 08, 2009 12:27 pm

I felt like a character in that one Disney Movie. High School High I think. Stamp side kick on my forehead.

Ahem. The term is Hero Support thank you very much.

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:39 pm

"You have two girlfriends, can make red glowy toys to play with and your own apartment." Jayda said with a smile.

Ahem? Who are these two girlfriends of whom you speak? Because I know that I'm sure as hell not one of them.

by **Kevin Gravis** » Mon May 11, 2009 6:19 pm

Jezebelle wrote:"There's not a lot more I can tell you about the process, but as far as the long-term, we're looking to create organizations of mutants that excell at something across the globe."

Jezebelle leans in to kiss Victoria on the cheek gently. "We would become a law unto ourselves, and there would be too many of us to ever stop. We would be lords of the earth in a way that has nothing to do with petty borders or territories. There would simply be no one who could tell us what we can and can not do. No old white men declaring what the law is, at least not for us."

"We'd be free to take humanity as a whole to the next level."

"We don't want to rule the earth, we just want to lord over it."

by **Constantine McGraw** » Tue May 12, 2009 4:02 am

Rachel O'Brien wrote:
"You have two girlfriends, can make red glowy toys to play with and your own apartment." Jayda said with a smile.

Ahem? Who are these two girlfriends of whom you speak? Because I know that I'm sure as hell not one of them.

As noted, Con decided not to explain that point. Mostly because getting'defensive' about it when talking to another girl could get totally misconstrued.

by **Rachel O'Brien** » Tue May 12, 2009 4:08 am

Please, like you don't want to get naked and sweaty with Jayda.

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