I8DT: Restoratives!

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:01 pm

"Do you have anything of theirs? It'd be more effective if we could boil it in the base liquid."

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:03 pm

Janice eyed Calvin and tried hard not to blush as she upped the ante.

"Well I guess the underwear that they've already stolen is now theirs, so from a temporal perspective if I don't stress over them stealing it, then my remaining underwear effectively will be theirs..."

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:26 pm

Raven went a little cross-eyed.

"Huh?"

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:27 pm

"Oh, I guess they don't teach you the Winding Path of Grandfather Time's Wagging Beard in your coven. Understandable, it's pretty obscure."

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:46 pm

Cal, meanwhile, picked up another bottle to avoid looking like he was about to laugh.

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:21 pm

"...like, ok. Well, for a more potent one, we could, like, boil some of your underwear as part of the process. That would help with the nerves.

Or, a general tonic, but, like, that doesn't align properly? Like, with the zodiac? So I can't, like, guarantee it's effectiveness?"

"Ahhh, that's an interesting one you have there, Mr....?"

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:33 am

"Strong," he answered. "But you can call me Cal. So what's this one, then?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:10 pm

"That one's, like, a little more dangerous, right? You wouldn't drink it yourself, you'd, like, give it to someone you, like, didn't, like, like. It's a Strangler--it, like, tightens the throat and makes it hard to breath and stuff!"

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:59 pm

Cal nodded, looking it over. "Aaaaand you realize how much shit you'd be in for selling something like this if it works?"

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:06 pm

"Oh, right. Black hat. I get it."

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:25 pm

"Like, as if."

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:27 pm

"Yeah, silly me. Okay, what else do we have that's not a sleeping potion and not poison?" he asked picking up another bottle and looking for a label.

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:35 pm

"Oh, poison implies fatality, and like, that's against the code. No, there's nothing like that here, fer sure.

YOU, Cal, have a discerning eye!" she said, pointing to the golden potion Cal was observing. "That right there is your lucky day."

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:40 pm

Cal smirked. "Well, I always like when a pretty girl tells me that. What's this one?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:46 pm

"Like, I just told you. It's a lucky day! It makes everything, like, go your way. When used properly! It's gotta be very carefully done!"

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:24 pm

"So in other words... if it doesn't work, it's because I didn't use it properly?" Call guessed, chuckling a little.

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:27 pm

"What, like you don't drink it or something? Have to dab it around your neck to get lucky?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:33 pm

"Totally! Too much can get you like, giddy, or reckless. You drink it--but not a whole vial at once."

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:36 pm

Cal smirked as he put it down. "All right... let's see... Do you have a love potion?"

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:40 pm

"I'd bet she has as many as nine."

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:47 pm

"Why nine?" Raven said, entirely missing the reference.

"But of course I do! Like, it's totally a staple."

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:59 pm

Cal nodded. "Awesome, where is it?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:05 pm

"Wellllll...

I have a general one, but it works better when you brew it up special. I didn't, like, make any special ones here because, like, I figured that people coming back from a mission totally wouldn't be into that, you know? But, like, if you had, like, something in mind, I could, like, brew a batch?"

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:06 pm

"Hmm... well, what does the general one do?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:10 pm

"Like, what do you think? It's an afro-desiac!"

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:41 pm

"Fair enough," Cal said. "So. How are you going to prove to me that it works?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:20 pm

"Oh, they're guaranteed!"

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:24 pm

"Yeah, and so was the siding that my parents got on their house that fell off a week later, only by then the guys that put it on had skipped town," Cal said. "So let's see it work," he added with a smirk.

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:30 pm

"Like, what do you mean?" she asked.

Not...maybe not the shiniest apple in the barrel.

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:53 pm

"Well, try it out! Let's see a demonstration!" Any psychic would be able to tell that Cal wasn't expecting this to work, and was half expecting to get slapped, and to be amused the whole way through. But fortunately no psychics were there to call his bluff.

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:16 pm

"Like, how? You don't wanna just swig it without planning! That would totally not work."

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:17 pm

"Well, then you need to show us how to use these things, for sure! I mean, we can't just, like, buy it without seeing how to use them once, can we?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:20 pm

"Oh, don't worry, I provide instructions, advice, and simple demonstrations!"

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:23 pm

"Perfect! Let's see a simple demonstration, then," Cal said.

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:26 pm

"Well, the love potion would not work without a target, and, like, no offense, but that'd be grody. I could show you another one, though!"

by **Calvin Strong** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:31 pm

"Oooh, burn," Cal chuckled. "Got anything that'd turn someone invisible?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:50 pm

"Oooh, an invisibility potion? Those are tough--that's slightly beyond what I've mastered at this point. The reason I sell these is that I've gotten past that bit, but invisibility is tough. Like, super-tough. I'm working on it--Kimberly can totally vouch for that!"

by **Kimberly Richmond** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:22 am

"Oh totes! Like, her room's already all set up and stuff with, like all kindsa things and she's in there, like, all. The. Time." she nods the most serious nod that's ever been nodded.

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:52 pm

"But where does that leave time for pointy hat shopping?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:47 pm

"Za?"

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