I8DT: Restoratives!

by **Trini Thompson** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:41 pm

Upon hearing the news the teams were back, Raven was busying herself in the quad, setting up what looked like a glorified lemonade stand, filled with bottles with various colors of liquid in them!

((open))

by **Kimberly Richmond** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:46 pm

Meanwhile Kim was buzzing around, trying to get people to look at the stand because Raven's potions, like, totes work for real!

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:30 pm

"This is going to work out, like, primo."

by **Kimberly Richmond** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:40 pm

"You need to, like, give away some samples or something to show they work 'cause everyone's all 'This is silly'." she haughtily mocks the unbelievers.

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:41 pm

Indeed, a blonde-haired girl was raising a skeptical eyebrow at their table even then.

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:46 pm

"It totally isn't th...oh! A person! Hello person!"

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:53 pm

"Is this... like... some sort of viral marketing? Are you promoting something on the telly?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:55 pm

"The telly?" Raven said, lost. "I don't know what this is, but no viruses here! This is, like, ANTI-viruses! Like, the opposite and stuff!"

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:57 pm

Cal, meanwhile, had walked up and was looking things over skeptically. HAL, do I have Valley girl translation?

Code: Select all: Like, what?

I hate you.

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:04 pm

"Hey there, Calvin." She said, before looking back to the girl.

"Well I'm not really sure if I'm into health food."

by **Kimberly Richmond** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:04 pm

"Hey, those are some funky glasses! You checking out the stand? She has potions for, like, everything! You totally need to go take a look, it's, like, totally amazing!" Kim bounces up to Cal who made the mistake of looking remotely interested.

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:15 pm

"All right," Cal said, "I'll bite. What do you have?"

As he spoke, five tiny robots scaled the legs of the table to get a closer look at the wares.

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:24 pm

"OHMIGAWD those are so cute!" Raven said, distracted intensely by the little robots.

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:35 pm

And, as usual, cellphones in the vicinity began beeping.

Excited statement: We're pretty!
Correction: Californian-descended female is pretty
Excited ammendment: We're all pretty
Tactical assessment: Subject classification: 'witch.' Recommendation: Apply water.
Query: Is this unit still invisible?

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:50 pm

"They. Are. Adorable. Gnarly!

Anyway, you were saying?" she said, totally lost.

by **Kimberly Richmond** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:57 pm

"Potions. Yours. Selling." Kim stage-whispers.

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:17 pm

"Yeah," Cal said, looking at a bottle on one side of the table. "What've you got?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:40 pm

"Oh! Right!

From the deepest depths of the dustiest tomes, I have restoratives! Protectorates! Oils and remedies! Secrets lost to science!

I also do incense and candles."

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:42 pm

Cal seemed, if anything, amused. "All right. So what are your hot sellers? What should I buy?"

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:45 pm

"Ooookay. Weirder than health food, then."

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:57 pm

"Oh, it's all natural ingredients," she said, nodding to Janice.

"It depends!" she said, to Calvin. "But, I was FIGURING, right? Since all those people are, like, coming back and stuff? They might need some, like, energy! Or some things to help sooth their chakras! But I can make all KINDS of things."

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:02 pm

"Oh, definitely. I mean, those are all different colors, at least."

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:03 pm

"Okay, then what does this one do?" Cal asked, picking up a green bottle at the end.

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:12 pm

"That? That's the...

DROUGHT OF LIVING DEATH..." she said, in a spooky voice (or, well, something approximating one).

"It's a sleep aid!"

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:14 pm

Cal gave her a look as he looked at the bottle. I'm a robot at Hogwarts now. "Can I open it to take a look?" he asked.

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:18 pm

"I think you need to work on what you name these..."

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:20 pm

"Go right ahead! But if you drink it, you've bought it!"

"Oh, I am not the one who named them. It's been, like, totally passed down from time immemorial and stuff."

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:22 pm

"See, I would have gone with 'Tension Tamer Tea.'"

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:23 pm

"I know I sure don't remember anything earlier than the late nineties," Cal deadpanned as he opened the bottle, pouring a tiny drop onto his cyber-finger. HAL? Check toxicity, please.

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:30 pm

It certainly wasn't toxic; it'd hardly be passed from time immemorial if it was!

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:32 pm

"Don't tell me you're actually going to drink that, Cal."

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:41 pm

"Since I don't have trouble sleeping? No. What else do you have?"

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:42 pm

"Was there something in particular you were looking for? Something, like, you're totally having troubles with? Like, some inner spiritual turmoil perhaps? Feelings of cosmic and like mystical unease? Bad acne?"

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:44 pm

"Ooh. Which bottle's 'Angst Away?'"

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:49 pm

"Oooh, that depends. What's the angst over?" she asked, eagerly.

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:51 pm

Janice pondered for a moment, and eventually decided it didn't matter if it was real angst.

"The incessant torments of invisible, malicious gnomes."

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:53 pm

Cal nodded. "They steal her underwear."

by **Trini Thompson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:58 pm

"They do? Wow, really?" she said, excited. "A potion could work of course, but THAT sounds like a job for some smudges! Or some incense!"

by **Janice Gilbertson** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:58 pm

"Well maybe I don't want to stop them from stealing my underwear, but I just don't want to stress over it?"

by **Calvin Strong** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:59 pm

"Yeah, going commando suits her, long as she isn't worried about what her mom will think," Cal put in 'helpfully'.

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