by Trev Anderson » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:01 am
"Okay. Good," he said, sitting down and leaning his back against Ryan's tree, looking around for a moment. "So my first night here, I hit up the hot tub. Figure a good soak would be a nice way to melt away some of the jet lag and get myself to sleep at a reasonable hour. I meet this girl, and she's...well she's super forward. I'm not even remotely used to this shit. I haven't dated anyone since high school. Never even got a phone number last year," he explained.
"Well. I got one number, but it was fake," he added as an afterthought, "Bitch gave me the number to the campus Jimmy John's," he laughed.
"So anyway, I meet this girl, Zero, and she invites me to the bar she works at, says we should hang out, get a drink on Friday. Wanna guess which bar she works at?"