I8, ZUB 1-Quiet Afternoon (OPEN)

[James Moran]

"....monkey man?"

[Gaius Montgomery]

"Monkey man. With the strength of many men and a very big handgun."

[James Moran]

"I feel like these words should make sense, but...."

[Gaius Montgomery]

"I know, right?" he chuckled, "Strangest thing I ever saw for myself before that was the headmaster of my last school's pan... underpants on the flagpole, marked with a curious spade shaped burn."

[James Moran]

"And once again you've got me curious."

[Gaius Montgomery]

"Long story short I won that bet," he smirked.

[James Moran]

"Geez. All I've got is accidentally blowing up the chemistry lab my senior year of high school when my powers flared. The force field came in handy..."

[Gaius Montgomery]

"Well at least you didn't accidentally set the lab on fire the old fashioned way like I did."

[James Moran]

"By accidentally, you mean on purpose? Or did you accidentally drop magnesium into some water?"

[Gaius Montgomery]

"More like the latter. I'm no firebug."

[James Moran]

"Heh. I always love the look on someone's face when someone does that. The fire starts and there is just a brief, quiet moment of 'Oh shit.' before the panic starts."

[Gaius Montgomery]

"Oh yes, I'm told my face was hilarious," he smirked.