by Gaius Montgomery » Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:00 pm
"I was at the World Cup Final, hunting down a snack when those terrorists showed up. I hid at first. Then, as if a switch flipped, I leaped into action. Well... strolled sneakily... but lets say leaped, it sounds more action-ey..."
"Where was I? ... Right! I found an empty security station, located the princess, and proceeded to steal her right from under their noses."
"...didn't count on the monkey man coming through the wall after us the old-fashioned way..."