DT7: A new pub!

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:22 pm

"Nope! Nope nope nope nope. Now you gotta come up with somethin' else."

by **Simon Kipling** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:28 pm

"I don't know if I want to." Simon said. "All your wagers involve me making a fool of myself. And all of mine are good sexy times. I think one of us is getting shafted here."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:37 pm

"No. Specifically, neither of us is getting shafted."

by **Simon Kipling** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:40 pm

"... the what the hell are we doing here? We should be home with the missus...es."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:03 pm

"Yer damn right."

by **Simon Kipling** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:37 pm

"Will, yer a woman, so I gotta ask ya..." Simon said, leaning in. "You got any tips for makin' a girl happy? You know, other than flowers and candy and saying she's gorgeous. Sometimes Chloe gets down in the dumps and doing the same stuff over and over again, I worry it'll stop working or get boring for her."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:49 pm

"The element of...surprise is always good. If they're good surprises."

by **Simon Kipling** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:32 pm

"Yeah but surprise with what? I need some new stuff."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:42 pm

"I dunno, what does she like? There is not an international girl code."

by **Simon Kipling** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:13 pm

"Well she likes the usual stuff. Chocolate. Flowers. A cup of sunflower seeds on occasion."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:18 pm

"Then stick there, man. Stay in the groove."

by **Simon Kipling** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:50 pm

"Isn't that called a rut?"

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:56 pm

"Nope! A groooooove."

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:22 pm

"A groove is a rut in denial." Simon said.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:25 pm

"Tell that to Al Green."

by **Simon Kipling** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:44 pm

"Who?" Simon asked.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:43 pm

"Al Green. King of grooooooving."

by **Simon Kipling** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:57 pm

"I don't watch a lot of gold." Simon admitted.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:26 pm

"Za wha?"

by **Simon Kipling** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:19 pm

"Golf. You know, you hit a ball with a club?" Simon explained, not realizing he had slurred his speech.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:44 pm

"What does that have to do with Al Green?"

by **Simon Kipling** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:17 pm

"He's not a golf pro?"

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:23 pm

"Wh...no! No, he's...ye's, y'know, 'oh-woah, let's...lets stay to-geh-zah, lovin' you weat-thah, wea-tha times are GOOD or BAD or HAP-PY or SAA-YAID..."

by **Simon Kipling** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:12 pm

"Oh oh when we come together, no matter the weather, we gonna love each other till the end of time, whoa oh oh! Till the end of time, whoa oh oh!"

Simon was singing a totally different tune. Nope, wasn't getting it.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:16 pm

"Sweeeeet Caroline, WOAH-WOAH-WOAH, good times nevah been so good SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD..."

...yeah.

by **Simon Kipling** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:38 pm

"Good, good good, good vibrations...."

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:43 pm

"OH! I don't want, annnnybody else..."

by **Simon Kipling** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:31 pm

"Even the jeans she's wearin', I'm hooked and I can't stop starin', oh baby I wanna get witcha, and take your picture, my homeboys tried to warn me but that butt you got makes me so horny...."

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:32 pm

"Phooootooograaaaaph, I don't want your phooootooograaaaaph, I don't need your phhhoooootoooograaaaaph..."

by **Simon Kipling** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:53 pm

"You've got a pretty voice." Simon said. "You should get plastered and sing more often."

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:55 pm

"I was in a band, y'know."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:17 pm

"As a musician or as an instrument?"

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:40 pm

Will whapped Simon.

"The singer! The siiiinnnnger."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:05 pm

"I totally didn't know that. You should see if anyone on campus is forming a band and try out." Simon advised. "I'd come see ya. I mean, with you, they get two singers in one."

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:07 pm

"I as in a band with, like, Tink, and that German chick,an Rick, but noooo no no."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:15 pm

"They tried to send you to rehab?"

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:19 pm

"Wh....now you're just being silly."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:27 pm

"Hey, I'm just helping you with the lyrics." Simon said, wetting his throat with a bit of stout.

"I'm sorry I missed you guys performing."

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:40 pm

"Pfft, it was a while ago. No worries."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:12 pm

"That's not really a good excuse for me though." Simon said. "How come you never invited me to one of your shows? I would've come."

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