DT7: A new pub!

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:37 pm

"Stakes? Pffft, stakes are easy. You know what you would be good at? Yo...you know? You know what?"

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:46 pm

"No Will, I don't know what." Simon asked, the girl starting to act trashed. "Pray tell, what would I be good at?"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:49 pm

"Butler! Monkey butler. With...with a FEZ. And some sort of VEST," she said, firmly. "Yes. Yes, that would be good. And, like, little short pants."

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:27 pm

"Wow... that is... damn, you are a mean drunk." Simon smirked. "Alright, if you're going to play dirty then so am I."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:28 pm

"Oh, nonono. No dirty. You clean things. You're the butler."

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:45 pm

"Alright, if you're going to make me an animal, then if I win you'll have to be one." Simon thought for a moment, mulling over his options.

"Ooh. I know. If I win, you have to surprise Sara by... being a sheep when she comes home from somewhere. A sheep in her bed. With a garter belt on."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:46 pm

"Man, where the hell am I gonna get a garter belt for a sheep?" she said, surprisingly clearly in the haze.

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:59 pm

"Will, you've turned into pajamas. You can't turn into a sheep wearing a garter belt?

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:05 pm

"...Oh yeah. I can shift," she giggled.

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:07 pm

"Can you ever." Simon said. "Any minute now I'm expecting you to spill out of the top of your dress."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:08 pm

"No, nonono. You don't get to see that. Sara would kill me. You. Me-you."

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:23 pm

"Spilling doesn't mean dumping the whole load." Simon said. "Think like a muffin rising out of the pan." He grinned and chuckled to himself, sipping his drink. "Not that you don't look fantastic already. But I gotta think of something to place these wagers on."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:24 pm

"Alright, think. I...you may not be able to tell, but I'm a little bit drunk."

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:26 pm

"You hide it so well." Simon lied. "Hmm... sports and stuff, I don't know anything about them here. And I can bet money on that so what's the point? So... oh. We can kill two birds with one stone."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:26 pm

"Chloe'd get maaaaaaad. Lucy, too."

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:30 pm

"... you're lucky you're pretty." Simon joked. "No, remember how you asked me to help you with your training? Well I can't get into your head right now, but we can try something else."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:31 pm

"Please, there are people present," Will teased.

"Nono, go on go on go on."

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:44 pm

"Well, we can try where no one's looking. But... you've been a pen, and written. You've been crayons separate from a box. So... you should be able to do twins, right?"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:44 pm

"What, like, two peoples?"

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:49 pm

"Yeah."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:49 pm

"Like, separate and everything, or all siamese-y?"

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:56 pm

"Would you want to be a conjoined twin?" Simon asked with a raised eyebrow.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:57 pm

"Why would I want that?"

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:00 pm

"Exactly. Two separate twins. You can cut down on the, er, twins if you need to save mass."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:00 pm

"Right...right, OK." Will said, getting up, and headed for the bathrooms.

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:34 pm

"You want me to come with?"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:35 pm

"Yes already! Slow slow Simooooooon," she said. "This takes effort!"

by **Simon Kipling** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:42 pm

Simon got up from the table and followed, quickly catching up. "Well, I just thought I'd ask, since if anyone sees us going into a bathroom together...."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:44 pm

"pfft. Pffffffft. Pfft," Will said, opening the door to the men's room.

"Alright. One...no, two girls....coming up," she said, and then she squinted, and focused.

by **Simon Kipling** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:00 am

Simon closed the door behind them, locking it to give them a little privacy.

"Come on Will, you can do this."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:01 am

"ErrrrrmmmmmmmMMMMMMM!" she said, and slowly, from out of one of the sleeves in her dress, a third hand poked out, followed by a third arm, stretching forward....and then slowing down...

by **Simon Kipling** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:36 pm

"Attagirl Will. You can do this." Simon tried to encourage her.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:37 pm

"NnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNnnnn," she said, as a third leg started to appear.....and then stopped.

"Oooh...li...lil'...lil' light headed..."

by **Simon Kipling** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:18 pm

"Are you alright Will?" Simon asked, putting his hand on her shoulder. "Maybe we should stop. You might not be in your best form tonight."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:20 pm

"Mmm. Wh, three-armed women not your thing?"

She sighed.

"Yeah...yeah, this...this is no good," she said, leaning on Simon for support. "Everything's a little bit spinny. I think I need more beer."

by **Simon Kipling** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:41 pm

"Honestly, it's not a bad look for you." Simon said sportively, both emotionally and physically as he was leaned upon. "It might give the folks outside a bit of a shock but... three legs, does that mean you've got a third buttcheek?"

He said all this to try and make Will feel better, rubbing her back. "Alright, we'll get you more beer to soften the blow of you losing the bet."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:43 pm

"I dunno! Maybe we should check before I try to sit down," she said, teasing a bit.

by **Simon Kipling** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:46 pm

"Careful Will." Simon said, waggling his finger. "If we go too far down the rabbit hole we're going to be in big, big trouble.

"Oh fuck, when did I become the responsible one? A year ago we totally wouldn't be having this conversation."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:48 pm

"You? Responsible? Pfffft."

by **Simon Kipling** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:56 pm

"Your dress is still on. So yes, I am responsible." He gave Will's extra hand a squeeze. "Alright, we should probably hide that if you want to get any more drinks tonight. I dunno about the leg though, I don't think anyone would really notice but can you even walk?"

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