Stanton Residence: Those who can't, teach.

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:03 pm

Simon knocked on the door to Will and Sara's flat. Yup, that's what happened.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:04 pm

"Simon!" Will said, opening the door. "What a pleasant surprise."

Well, this was already going better than last time.

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:22 pm

"Heya Will. You're looking better." Simon smiled. It was a lot easier for him to make small talk with Will when Will was being... Will. it wasn't so awkward.

"How are you feeling?"

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:25 pm

"A lot better," he said, honestly. "Time, plus help, I guess."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:38 pm

"Yeah? What kind of help?" Simon asked.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:47 pm

"You know. Rachel and Sara poking around in my noggin, Sara working hard...stuff like that."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:53 pm

"Eugh, I dunno if I'd want anyone poking around in my head." Simon said.

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:57 pm

"Well, they were worried.

And apparently, Rachel got the shit kicked out of her, so that's good."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:59 pm

"Congrats Will, your brain hits women." Simon joked, patting his friend on the shoulder.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:01 am

"Women who poke where they shouldn't, apparently."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:14 am

"Well, good for you then. Luckily for you I can barely get into my own head, let alone yours."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:20 am

"Well, there's not exactly a backdoor for us mere mortals," he chuckled.

by **Simon Kipling** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:31 am

Simon raised his hand and opened his mouth, then paused, then said nothing.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:54 am

"Oh get in here," he laughed.

"What d'you need?"

by **Simon Kipling** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:14 am

"I need a reason to see my best friend?" Simon asked as he stepped inside, pulling the thick work gloves from his feet so that he didn't tramp dirt over the apartment floor.

"Really, I just came buy to do what I said I would; to help you and Sara out. Lift things, dust, do the washing up. That stuff."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:20 am

"Man, really? You don't have to--this is above and beyond, dude."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:09 am

"No, going inside someone's body and holding in their internal organs, that's above and beyond. This is something you pay a foreigner to do because you don't want to." Simon gave Will's shoulder a soft tap as he grinned widely.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:16 pm

"I'm just as foreign as you, remember?"

by **Simon Kipling** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:27 pm

"I'm just sayin' it's not that big of a deal Will. Now come on, what can I do to make your life easier."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:37 pm

"Depends on what you want to do," Will shrugged.

by **Simon Kipling** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:49 pm

"What needs to be done, Will. Come on, there's gotta be dishes or laundry or something. I wanna help man." Simon said, giving Will's shoulder a squeeze in a half-hug. "Don't be so selfless. Be a little greedy and just make me do stuff."

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:15 pm

"Well, what did you have in mind? I was just gonna do some laundry..."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:20 pm

"No, you're gonna sit on your ass. I'll do the laundry." Simon commanded.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:26 pm

"Are you sure? It's not that hard..."

by **Simon Kipling** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:37 pm

"Unless you've got something else that needs doing, I'm pretty sure." Simon said.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:59 pm

"Well....nah, laundry would be fine." he smiled.

by **Simon Kipling** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:12 pm

"Atta boy." Simon smiled. "Now you just sit down and relax, and I'll take care of everything. If I need help figuring out which panties are yours and which are Sara's I'll give you a shout."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:27 pm

"Oh, ha ha. It is to laugh," Will chuckled, throwing a pillow at him.

by **Simon Kipling** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:37 pm

Simon snatched the pillow out of the air with his tail before tossing it back. "What? Was I really that far off?" He grinned. "Alright, where do you keep this stuff? I'm not used to the way these places are set up. The washing machine is always in some weird place like the kitchen or under the stairs."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:38 pm

"Closet. Here, lemme give you a hand," he said, hopping up and opening a convenient closet, which ended with the washer and dryer actually folding out like a murphy bed.

No, I don't know how that works. Don't ask silly questions.

by **Simon Kipling** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:43 pm

"... I've seen giant robotic alien crab ships, I've been inside an Iron Man suit, and this blows my God Damn mind." Simon said.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:51 pm

"What? It's just a normal washing machine, inside and out. I've checked."

by **Simon Kipling** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:00 pm

"... you checked?" Simon asked. "Will, given your - uniqueness - I'm curious as to how you checked."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:15 pm

"What do you mean? I went through a cycle," he said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

by **Simon Kipling** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:22 pm

Simon nodded his head slowly. "I should have known. Well at least you're still practicing."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:30 pm

"Eh, not really...it's been kinda iffy getting back into it. You know what happened, right?"

by **Simon Kipling** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:54 pm

"Ah... no." Simon admitted. "At least, I don't understand it."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:59 pm

"Um...

...well, McDohl....and, uh, this chick named Mel...kinda hijacked me and, um, well...went to town, let's say."

by **Simon Kipling** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:01 pm

"Okay, given that you're a pretty open guy and I wore you as a pair of pajamas, you being embarrassed to share details means that they... there's a word for that Will. It's called rape."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:04 pm

"Yeah....yeah, it kinda is," he sighed.

"Or so they tell me--I don''t...don't really remember all of it."

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