May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

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May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:41 pm

Some time before noon, Simon knocked on the door to Will and Sara's apartment.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:44 pm

Will, dressed in his bathrobe and sweatpants, shuffled over to the door.

"Oh...hey Simon," he said.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:47 pm

"Hey Will." Simon said, trying to give a good bro-smile, but obviously looking worried. "I didn't wake you up, did I?"
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:50 pm

"Hrm? Oh, uh, no, no, uh, I was just making some, uh, tea. No."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:54 pm

Simon's smile was quickly fading. This was worse than he'd heard. Will was acting... not like Will. He was acting like Lou Ferrigno in that movie Cage, after he got shot in the head.

"Can I come in?"
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:58 pm

"Sure thing, Si. You...you want some tea? I've got some...uh, 'Wildberry Zinger' it's called. Not sure what a wildberry is, but hey."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:03 pm

Simon stepped inside and closed the door behind him.

"Sure, that'd be nice." He said, glancing down at the little brown paper bag he'd brought with him. "I think wildberry is just a generic term for 'a bunch of really cheap berries'."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:04 pm

Will chuckled once. "Yeah, probably. Cheap and plentiful," he said, bringing over a couple cups.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:10 pm

"Thanks." Simon said, taking the cup in one hand.

"Here, I got you a little something." He lifted the brown paper bag and offered it to Will. Inside were a few cupcakes, decorated to say GET, WELL and SOON. They'd even been placed in the bag in that order. "I thought they might help. Cupcakes make everything better."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:13 pm

Will gave a small, ghost of a smile. "Thanks. Thanks, Si. These are great."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:19 pm

"You're welcome bud." Simon said before taking a sip of the tea.

"You, uh, got any plans for the day? Lots of naps I guess."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:28 pm

"Yeah, uh, I've kinda cleared my schedule. Not good, apparently, to jump right back on the, uh, horse as it were. Gotta spend some, um, time reflecting I guess."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:33 pm

"Yeah, well, you take it easy and reflect. I'll take care of any odds and ends that need to be done. Like this 'washing up' I've heard about." Simon offered.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:41 pm

"Hrm? Oh, no, no, Simon, I couldn't...I couldn't, uh, ask you to do that."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:50 pm

"You didn't. I'm telling you that I'm going to do this. You and Sara both have a lot on your plates right now, you two need time to relax. If I can do some laundry and vacuuming that means that's less to stress out over."

Simon lifted his cup to his lips and paused to speak again before sipping. "Plus, you're in no shape to stop me."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:53 pm

"...yeah, you're probably right about that," Will admitted.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:11 pm

"Will... you're pretty broken, aren't you?"
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:56 pm

"What? No...no, Simon, I'm, uh, I'm fine, man. No, I'm fine," he said TOTALLY convincingly. Totally.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:09 pm

"Wow. This is... no matter what you always come back Will. Seeing you like this is..." He shut himself up by making him drink some tea.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:11 pm

"I'm fine, Simon. They checked me out and I'm 100% good to go."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:19 pm

"Then where are your tits?" Simon smirked. "Ha! Caught you. Now sit your butt down and take it easy. Mr. Kipling is your butler for the day."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:03 pm

"My t...right. Um, OK," Will said, looking slightly annoyed, actually.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:23 am

"Hey, I'm just joking Will. You know that, right?" Simon asked, his smirk fading. "Shit, they really did do a number on you."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:31 am

"So they tell me," he sighed. "I...don't quite remember."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:29 am

"Is that all you can't remember?"
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:38 am

"Hrm? Like, do I have amnesia or something? No, no, nothing like THAT."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:19 pm

"Oh. Okay. So... you're still you. Somewhere."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:33 pm

"Of course I'm still me," he said, a little more angrily.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:00 pm

"Yeah, well... you're not acting like you. That's what's making me realize just how serious this is."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:01 pm

"Sorry I'm not clowning around, Simon. We can't all be on all the time."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:20 pm

"But you always are Will. That's why it hurts me to see you like this. When you joke and smile, I know you're gonna be okay. I'm not asking you to force it or anything, I'm just telling you that... I'm worried about you man."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:22 pm

"Well...thanks, but I'm OK," he grumbled.
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Simon Kipling » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:06 pm

"... I'm being a jerk aren't I? I should go get more cupcakes."
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Re: May 20th: Some kind of Will pun.

Postby Will Stanton » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:21 pm

Will sighed. "No, Simon, you're not being a jerk."
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