May 15: Muddy Guy

[Gaius Montgomery]

A barefooted, mud-covered Guy trudged through the Common Hall on his way to the Sydney showers. He had a bag with some clean clothes to change into.

[Sean Hall]

Sean walked out of the hall that lead towards the showers.

"Most people try to avoid swamps, Gaius," Sean said not even bothering to hide his smile at Guy's appearance.

[Gaius Montgomery]

"Cowards, the lot of them," he smirked.

[Sean Hall]

"I think the term you're looking for is common sense," Sean smirked, "Not in your vocabulary though, hm?"

[Gaius Montgomery]

"When the lawn turns to quicksand under your feet and must drive off mental, animated flora with nothing but a ball-point pen, then you'll have room to talk."

[Sean Hall]

"This isn't our old school, people around here can do things like that," Sean said.

[Gaius Montgomery]

"I'm not entirely certain I'd rather it have been simple hazing."

[Sean Hall]

"Being on the receiving end a bit different?" Sean asked.

[Gaius Montgomery]

"At least when I had anything to do with it, it wasn't life threatening."

[Sean Hall]

"Life threatening, huh?" Sean asked thinking Guy was exaggerating more than a little.

[Gaius Montgomery]

"Well for most people it would have been," he smirked, "They spat fire I might add."

[Sean Hall]

"So what you're saying is you were attacked by fire breathing plants?" Sean sounded like he believed Guy even less,

[Gaius Montgomery]

"Remember where we are, my dear man. Stranger things have happened," he answered, "Besides, I never exaggerate."

[Sean Hall]

"Of course not," Sean smirked. "Just tell me did a plumber stop by and save you?"

[Gaius Montgomery]

"Don't be absurd," he smirked, "Now if you'll excuse me, I still rather need to take a shower."

[Sean Hall]

"Yeah, probably should get out of sight before a janitor sees you," Sean chuckled.

[Gaius Montgomery]

"Cheerio for now then," he answered, continuing to the showers.