by Ross Jacobson » Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:31 am
"well, it's why I'm here," he admitted. "They... said I needed to come here to learn to be a better superhero. Like, everyone back home. After there were these guys who were trying to blow up... y'know what? I don't know what it was! Maybe it was the bridge. That sounds right, actually. There weren't any buildings around that were worth anything. And I stopped them. And everyone was making a big deal, and it was on the news, and... y'know, wow!, right? And... I still can't believe this happened, but I was at the bank to drop off a paycheck, and I'm waiting in line, right? And then these guys come in to rob it! And... well, the security guard went to shoot at them, and they went to shoot back at them, and then... well, the guard and this guy, they told the news and the bank manager how I jumped in front of the guy with the gun so the security guard didn't get shot! And they were all happy about it, the news and everything again, the bank's owner was ecstatic because they saved a lot of money that way... they even cancelled my parents' mortgage! They were behind, and the bank just said 'know what? It's all good, the house is yours.'" Despite the fact that this all seemed like good news, Ross looked particularly more and more distressed as he went on.