Meanwhile, at the "Adult Table"...

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:26 pm

"Yes. On your face."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:30 pm

"You wound me, Ms. Romanov! I'll have you know that I'm the very picture of decorum."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:33 pm

"I have to keep up my mean, no-fun facade. Otherwise how will I do my job?"

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:48 pm

"Yeah, yeah, but all it does is give me Ian Fleming on the brain."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:50 pm

"Oh really?"

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:51 pm

"What? I'm a fan."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:02 pm

"With me playing the part of the Russian femme fatale no doubt."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:24 pm

"It is taking every fiber of my being not to make a 'From Russia with Love' joke and... oh, there it is."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:55 pm

"But my hair color's all wrong for the part."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:52 pm

"Hey, I am so not the one to knock freaky-looking features."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:55 pm

"Would it help the illusion if I," she switched languages mid-sentence, "< started speaking in Russian? >"

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:00 pm

"<Depends on if you're assuming I never learned it,>" he said with a grin that could only insinuate that he'd consumed fecal matter orally.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:03 pm

"<You speak it like a decadent Westerner,>" she said, smiling back.

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:04 pm

"Hey now, I resemble that remark!" He laughed.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:06 pm

"Of course you do. Although so do I these days."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:08 pm

He seemed to ponder for a moment.

"...no, I am not going to take that line. It's too easy."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:10 pm

"Oh please, go ahead. What whimsical witticism were you going to throw at me?"

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:13 pm

"No, no, there's no art to me taking a throwaway line like 'decadent' and running with it."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:15 pm

"More's the pity, I guess."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:28 pm

"I've got standards! Can't go diluting my brand by using sub-par lines!"

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:52 pm

"I suppose."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:53 pm

"Besides, I think I have to grow a pencil mustache to really work that, and then you'd really think I'm a creep."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:15 pm

"Pencil mustaches aren't creepy. Porn 'staches... those are creepy."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:18 pm

"Oh, so you're a connoisseur."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:28 pm

"I have my preferences."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:38 pm

"Yeah, well, I'm not about to go Ron Jeremy on anyone. Bleeeeah." He quipped, making an exaggerated disgusted face that didn't seem to be strictly within the realm of mundane anatomy.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:03 am

"The ladies of the world appreciate it, I'm sure."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:52 pm

"Present company excluded, I'm sure?"

by **Natalya Romanov** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:55 pm

She smiled her sweet 'secret agent' smile, "*Are* you sure?"

by **Kevin Sydney** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:25 pm

"Lady, I don't know if you've got a gun on you right now, but you are armed and dangerous."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:28 pm

"I never carry a gun, but I am always dangerous."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:56 pm

"Sounds like you're a bit of a Bond fan yourself."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:00 pm

"I've always enjoyed the secret agent genre. I blame my parents."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:02 pm

"Woulda thought that working for the all-seeing eye of SHIELD would take the edge off of that," he said as his head warped and flowed into a caricature of Nick Fury, complete with a reasonable approximation of a cigar.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:04 pm

"Maybe for someone normal, but when you're living the movies, skydiving into the Arctic and all sorts of other stuff that's now classified, it just reinforces things."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:23 pm

"Hey, I'm not judging. You're talking to a dude that wore a cape for the longest time just because he thought it looked awesome."

by **Natalya Romanov** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:56 pm

"Not so much into capes myself. The occasional catsuit as a costume maybe, but not capes."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:57 pm

"You are still making this too easy," he said with a grin.

by **Natalya Romanov** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:25 pm

"I figured I'd toss you some easy ones. No sense making things too difficult."

by **Kevin Sydney** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:27 pm

"Oh, you did not just say I'm a charity case."

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