Mutant Town: Now That's Odd...

[Calvin Strong]

"And what freaking kingdom," Cal said, rolling his eyes. "All right. You heard them, guys. They declare war. Let's get to it," he said, pulling his blasters out again. "How are we going to do this, you guys attack first? Or do we cut to the part where we win just like we did against your big queen here."

[Narrator]

"You can kill us but our children will rise against you!" the lead fairy shrieks, looking defiant, "Queen Cailleach will lay her vengeance upon you! No corner will be safe for you!"

[Tommy More]

"I don't know who this Kale Leech is, but this isn't under her dominion. Now shoo."

[Calvin Strong]

"Guys, I think we're making this a bit harder than we have to," Cal said, looking back to his teammates. "They aren't going to leave, which means we probably don't even need to post a guard. So let's report back, then the high ups can decide what to do with them."

[Gideon Rede]

"Should still leave somebody here just in case," Gideon said.

[Tommy More]

"Glad to hear you volunteered!"

[Calvin Strong]

"Screw that," Cal said. "I've got a big-ass Sentinel outside that can keep watch. Let's bug out of here and find out what they want us to do."

[Gideon Rede]

Gideon smirked at Tommy's comment.

"Works for me," Gideon said, "Saves me from needing to drag a lawn chair out here."

[Narrator]

"Yes! Leave with your tail tucked between your legs!" the lead fairy cries out, "We will always prevail!"

[Calvin Strong]

"Personally, I'm hoping they decide to flood the place with napalm," Cal growled, glancing back at the faeries as they started to head out.