Chocolaty Goodness

by **Narrator** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:51 pm

"Great. Alright, the extras are ready, let's go people, break is over!" he shouts as a couple of young woman in skimpy outfits walk onto the stage. They were quite obviously not hired for their brains.

"Alright you, you and... you for the first one." he points at three of them and everyone shuffles over to the set of a street corner.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:58 pm

"Pleasure to meet you," Will said, greeting the young women.

by **Narrator** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:14 pm

"You the... watchamacallit?" one of them asks, looking bored.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:34 pm

"....yes."

by **Narrator** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:38 pm

"Great." she yawns. "Let's get this over with then."

"Alright, everyone in place!" the director shouts. "You, do your thing and just stroll down the street with your newfound awesomeness. Maybe put on a big ol' grin."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:02 pm

"Can do!"

Will strut down the street, full of confidence and awesomeness.

by **Narrator** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:12 pm

The steadycam is backing up in front of him and after a couple steps the flooz--actresses scoot up to him, flirting almost lewdly and pushing up against Will before one of them starts licking Will's cheek.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:20 pm

Will took a sudden start back from that, momentarily breaking character.

by **Narrator** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:25 pm

And the director literally face-palms. "Cut! Again!" he groans.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:54 pm

"Um, sorry, but I wasn't expecting..."

by **Narrator** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:57 pm

"What did you think? The imagery is obvious enough here, isn't it! Now back to positions."

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:58 pm

Shitshitshitshitshitshit WIll thought, going back to position one, this time faking swagger with perhaps a little less accuracy.

by **Narrator** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:04 pm

And once again they play out the scene, the ~~skanks~~ lovely young ladies apparently having no problem with any of this.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:11 pm

Will did his best to look like he was enjoying this, and ignoring the very strange (and, in a rarity for him, novel) sensations

by **Narrator** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:39 pm

Thankfully, the director seems to be satisfied after only two takes of the scene.

"So far so good. You don't have a problem with losing an ear or a finger like this, yes." he says, not really asking a question at this point.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:49 pm

"Um, there's limits to how much I can grow back, and how quickly..."

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:10 am

"How big a limit are we talking here?"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:18 am

"It's not something I have numbers for."

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:27 am

"Fine, fine, so we gotta get those takes right. Let's do the bus one next then. You just stand there, riding the bus, grinning like a smug bastard and that's it, that's all you gotta do, not that hard, is it?"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:52 pm

"No...no, of course not..." Will said, heading over to the proper set, weirded out.

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:11 pm

"And action!"

They do a couple of establishing shots and then one of the actresses walks onto the scene, eyeing Will and finally sitting down in one of the seats. She puts on a slightly mischievous face and leans behind Will to take a small bite out of his buttcheek.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:58 pm

Will kept the "eep" inside, but bucked forward at that, his hands rushing to the seat of his pants.

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:01 pm

The actress sheepishly wipes some chocolate from her cheek.

"Cut! Perfect! Nothing like genuine surprise, right?"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:03 pm

"That's..." Will spurted out, flustered. "I mean, that's not..."

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:04 pm

"Yes? Do go on."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:08 pm

"She can't do that!"

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:08 pm

"What? Why not? She just did."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:26 pm

"How would you like it if she bit your bum!"

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:28 pm

"Really? Come on, look at her."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:30 pm

"I'm a happily married man!"

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:47 pm

"Fine, whatever. No one says you have to enjoy it."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:49 pm

Will just stood there, flabbergasted.

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:59 pm

"Are you still with us?" the director asks, snapping his fingers in front of Will's face. "Because I can work with what we got and slash your pay for refusing to wrap if you feel like being prissy."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:00 pm

"...no, sir. Let's...let's keep rolling."

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:04 pm

"Great. Over to the couch then. You better not be as attached to your earlobe as you are to your butt."

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:06 pm

"I'm rather attached to the whole lot..." Will mumbled.

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:14 pm

"Hey, I asked you about this so what are you suddenly backing out for." he points out, clearly getting annoyed now. Or even more annoyed anyway.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:18 pm

"You said nothing about people...eating parts of me!"

by **Narrator** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:27 pm

"What did you think losing bits of chocolate was gonna entail?"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:30 pm

"You didn't say anything about losing chocolate!"

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