June 6th (Backdate!): Payin' the Billz

by **Narrator** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:47 pm

The director sighed "Like this." he said, holding his phone down so that Will could see the picture.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:48 pm

"Ahhhh....one of THOSE things. I gotcha, I gotcha," she said, shifting into a pink England jersey dog coat thing.

by **Narrator** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:31 pm

"I don't think that pink is the best choice." Christopher said "Maybe the usual away kit colors."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:32 pm

"Gotcha, bright red it is," she said, doing so.

by **Narrator** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:57 pm

"Very nice." he said, "But maybe a bit longer on the fur."

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:59 pm

"Won't that hide some of the jackety thing?" she said, doing it anyway, grumbling a bit at the director.

by **Narrator** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:43 am

"Maybe a bit shorter." he said "Thats a good point."

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:49 am

"Riiiiiiight," she said, giving a doggy-stinkeye to the director, as she returned the fur to it's original length.

by **Narrator** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:04 am

"There, that looks very nice." Christopher said "Shall we begin?"

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:06 am

"Right, right, right," Will said, taking position.

"On your say so, sir."

by **Narrator** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:53 am

"And, Action!"

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:56 am

Will hopped around on the pitch for a few seconds, giving the voiceover announcer time to dub things, then stood up, and with a harsh kick, scored a goal!

"Triumph-brand Dog Biscuits!" she said, walking over to a bowl of them. "They're fantaaaaargh this is the worst stuff I have ever tasted in my LIFE!" she said, spitting and cursing.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:00 am

Sara can't help but giggle a bit.

by **Narrator** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:08 pm

"Cut!" Christopher roared "No, no, no! You have to say how great they are! Didn't you read the script?!"

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:27 pm

"Have you tried these things? Were they made out of actual ass?"

by **Narrator** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:43 pm

"They are made of the finest meat by-products! And whole grains for easy digestion. It says so on the bloody box!"

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:47 pm

"Meat by-products are...what, precisely?

Right, right,right, OK, I'll get it in another take..."

by **Narrator** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:26 pm

"Action!" the director snapped.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:27 pm

Will repeated the actions, kicking the ball into the net.

"Triumph-brand Dog Biscuits! They're f...fan...fantastic..." she said, scrunching her face as she chewed.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:38 pm

Sara silently mouthes "Taste-buds." to Will behind the director's back before sticking out her tongue and turning it to stone.

by **Narrator** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:46 pm

"No! No! No!" Christopher shouted "You need to look like you are enjoying the treats, not choking them down! Lets do it again, shall we?"

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:50 pm

"Right, right, right," she said, sighing, and headed back to point A.

And again! The kicking, the eating. "Triumph brand dog biscuits! They are fan.....tastic!" she said, managing to keep, well, a pretty much straight face this time.

by **Narrator** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:23 am

"That was better, but lets try it again, shall we?"

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:59 am

"What? What was wrong with that take?"

by **Narrator** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:03 am

"It was ok, but the kick lacked panache."

by **Will Stanton** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:03 am

"...panache? What th...what exactly do you want me to do? A backflip?"

by **Narrator** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:01 am

"Could you do that?"

by **Will Stanton** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:32 am

"Do what?"

by **Narrator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:41 am

"A back flip. To celebrate the goal. Or maybe use a little flair when you kick the ball. Y'know, bend it like Beckham."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:47 am

"I don't think I can BEND it, but, um, I'll see what I can do?"

The ad shot again, and Will ran up to the ball...and totally slipped over the top of it, landing with a thud, the ball trickling away.

by **Narrator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:22 am

"No, no, no." he said rolling his eyes "Ok, lets do it simply. Kick the ball, say the line, done. OK?"

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:43 am

"Sorry, not used to gymnastics in a canine form," Will grumbled.

by **Narrator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:47 pm

"We're ready for the next take when you are."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:07 pm

"Right," she said.

Kick! "Triumph-brand doggie treats. They're....fantastic!" she said, keeping a straight face and even managing a bit of a smile.

by **Narrator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:12 pm

"Perfect!" Christopher said, looking pleased. "Ok, good work. We're done for the day."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:23 pm

"Great. We're all good here, then?"

by **Narrator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:59 pm

"Yes, you can go now. I'll give you a call if I need to work with animals again. Or children. You could do a child, yes?"

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:03 pm

"Animals, children, objects...you name it, I can probably do it."

by **Narrator** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:55 pm

"Excellent, excellent. If anything comes up, I'll phone your manager. Good day, it was a pleasure meeting both of you."

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:59 pm

"Indeed," Will lied--hey, gotta keep working up the ladder!--and out they went.

"Blech. I need a toothbrush, like, now."

Who is online