by Evil Simon » Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:02 pm
The henchmen who didn't duck behind cover quickly learned their mistake, screaming and flailing wildly as they were ignited. Stray irratic fire peppered the walls and crates in all directions as some of the men panicked, one henchman with an AK getting plugged in the head by a flame-engulfed man wielding an Uzi.
"K zemi!"
A few green orbs were lobbed into the air from behind cover, these grenades looking like they did more than just make a loud bang.
And connected Chloe did, the warm wetness of Simon's blood felt upon her claws as he was forced for the moment to drop his revolver. With his hand still on her throat he lifted the dinogirl off the floor completely and slammed her down hard enough that she bounced on the floor.
"Do you people. Have ANY IDEA. How hard it is to get suits tailored in my size?" Simon screamed, raising his arm to the two guards behind him.
"Finish them off. If you want something done right you've got to do it yourself." Walking away from the scene his tail scooped up his revolver off the floor. From inside the office the sound of a monkey man plowing himself through a concrete wall was muffled by the screams and gunfire. Guy and the Princess would probably hear him coming through a couple of walls like a scrawny Juggernaut before he finally burst into the same room as them, concrete dust and debris flying in all directions.
"I think this is the part where I say something witty, but I can't think of anything, so..." Simon pulled a massive piece of rebar out of the shattered wall, the end topped with a chunk of concrete that looked like it could weight a couple of hundred pounds. With a primal scream he ran forward, aiming to smash Guy into jam. Had he known Guy's plan, he probably would have said something along the lines of "Bet you didn't see this comin'!". But he hadn't, so he didn't, and Guy would have to settle for a "RRAWR!" instead.