I8DT - Quick with a joke, or a light of your smoke (open)

[Melody Martens]

"Sure," she smiled. "So long as it's made with Yankee-safe ingredients and not horse dick or really weird offal or something."

[Connor Marshall]

"No, when we want that rubbish, we import American hot dogs," Connor called back as he rolled the eggs in the crumbs he'd mixed up.

[Melody Martens]

"Cheap hot dogs are the worst. Gotta get the kosher ones," she smirked.

[Connor Marshall]

"Why the bloody hell anyone would eat that when they could just get a piece of more identifiable meet, I have no idea."

[Cassandra Reyes]

Cass snorts, "Oh, like the Brits don't like a good sausage or mystery meat pie."

[Connor Marshall]

"Ugh. This Brit doesn't. And no bringing facts into this, luv," Connor mused, putting the eggs into the deep fryer, some onion rings into the other side, then going back to Melody's burger.

[Melody Martens]

Melody chuckled at the interchange.

"Got any mushrooms to cook up and toss on there? Grilled onions too," she smirked .