Issue 1 Downtime

Posted: **Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:24 pm**

Riot was sitting in front of her computer, dressed in nothing but her underclothes. She was gnawing on a straw while typing furiously.

"Fuckwit cockslathering b-b-bitches," Riot mumbles to herself, "DIAF and GTFO!"

It had been like this all morning. Well, except when she had been downloading pornography. Then it had been much, much worse.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:33 am**

Aisha came in the room, hoping that her room-mate was gone. Her hopes were disappointed.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:35 am**

Riot looks over her shoulder with a grin, "WB, b-b-bitch. How was c-c-class?"

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:56 am**

"It was ok." Aisha said "Sackville gave us one of his sadistic extra credit things."

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:01 am**

"LOL, sounds fu-fucking lame," Riot says. Something catches her attention on her monitor and she types furious, "Jesus tittyfucking Buddha! This a-asshole!"

She types furiously for a moment, giggling to herself.

"I like your b-b-burqa today. Very kawaii," Riot says with a smirk.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:08 am**

"....I don't wear burqua...." Aisha said, in a very 'wtf' tone of voice.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:18 am**

Riot snickers, "Jk. I'm just trollin'."

"Mind throwing me a shirt?" Riot asks, gesturing to a pile of laundry scattered on the floor, "Unless you want to s-stare at my tits some more. LOL."

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:34 am**

"I wasn't looking." Aisha said "But could you please wear clothes in the room? And maybe not download dirty movies?"

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:49 am**

Riot rolls her eyes, "Oh, FFS. F-f-fine. I'll do my best."

"But I d-d-don't see what your big hang up is," Riot says, "The human body is a n-n-natural thing. A sexy, fucking hot, natural thing."

Riot snickers, twisting a strand of hair between her fingers.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:54 am**

"That doesn't mean that there aren't any rules." Aisha said "I mean, you don't poop in public, right?"

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:05 am**

"OMG. This isn't p-p-public, this is my room," Riot says.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:15 am**

"Its my room too." Aisha said "And I should be able to be comfortable in my own room."

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:24 am**

"Fucking Iinchō-types," Riot grumbles, "What kind of h-game is this anyway?"

"I already f-f-fucking agreed. FMH why don't you?" Riot says, stretching to reach a dirty shirt on the ground.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:21 am**

"Ok." Aisha said "I was just answering your freaking question."

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:32 pm**

Riot pulls the shirt on, sniffing it and making a face.

"Hey, let me b-b-borrow some clothes," Riot says, "Your stuff smells b-b-better."

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:08 am**

"How about I teach you to do laundry?" Aisha said "My stuff would be a freaking tent on you."

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:15 am**

Riot snickers, "Yes, t-t-teach me onee-sama."

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:14 pm**

"Sure thing." Aisha said "it really isn't that hard. First" she looked around Riots half of the room "We should pick your laundry up."

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:24 pm**

Riot's laundry was pretty much just strewn across the room with the rest of her junk.

"If m-m-my crippled ass has to help you we'll be here all fucking day. Hold on," Riot says, summoning a proxy dressed in a maid's outfit, "Bitch, pick up my fucking clothes."

The blank-eyed proxy nodded and began picking things up and putting them in a basket. Meanwhile, Riot pulled on a pair of shorts.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:03 pm**

"Do they do what you direct them to?" Aisha asked.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:11 pm**

"Hentai," Riot snickers, "FYI, I kn-kn-know what you're thinking and oh yeah. They do anything I fucking want them to."

"I c-c-can literally go fuck myself," Riot says before bursting out in a giggling fit.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:51 pm**

"I didn't mean that." Aisha said "I just wanted to know if you could make sure they kept your side of the room neat and stuff like that."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:00 am**

Riot shrugs, "If I w-w-wanted them to."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:20 am**

Then why don't you. Aisha almost asked. Instead she just sighed and said "Ok, lets start on the laundry."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:27 am**

Riot frowns, "T-t-turn around for a sec, kk?"

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:41 am**

"Ok." Aisha said, turning around.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:50 am**

There was the sound of movement for a moment.

"Okay, you c-c-can turn back around."

Riot was now out of her computer chair and into her wheel chair. She looked slightly embarassed.

"TY."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:55 am**

"Not a problem." Aisha said "Ok, lets head to the laundry room."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:59 am**

"Kk."

Riot holds her bag of laundry as her proxy pushes her chair.

"You do l-l-laundry a lot?" Riot asks. The question sounded fairly innocent.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:03 am**

"When I need clean clothes." Aisha said "When I was at home, it was my job to help Dad with the laundry."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:05 am**

Riot smirks, "Like sit-t-ting on the dryers? LOL."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:40 am**

"Um, no...." Aisha said, clearly not understanding the implication "That'd be really uncomfortable, and it might mess up the dryer. They have a folding table in the laundry room here, I usually do homework there while I'm waiting on the clothes."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:54 am**

"Damn," Riot says, "Th-that's gonna make it really hard to st-steal your clothes."

She might be joking.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:33 pm**

"Thats the idea." Aisha said "Ok, the first step is to sort the laundry."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:41 pm**

"Why? It's all g-g-going in the same place."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:55 pm**

"Because if you sort it by weight and color the clothes stay nice longer."

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:02 pm**

Riot looks at her clothes. They're all either white tank-tops, blue jeans, underwear, or socks.

All of the underwear and socks were identical and looked as if they had been bought in bulk.

"FML, that sounds like t-t-too much work," Riot says.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:39 pm**

"Not really." Aisha said "The way your clothes are, just do a load for jeans and one for everything else. Besides, can't you just have one of your puppet things do it?"

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:42 pm**

"I'm not helpless," Riot says, "I c-c-can do things without those stupid ugly bitches."

Riot starts sorting her clothes, looking annoyed, but not really at Aisha.

Posted: **Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:04 am**

"I didn't mean it like that." Aisha said "Just that...if I could make a puppet to do my chores, I totally would."

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