by Roland Sackville » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:29 pm
"Right, then.
After, erm, last week's...incident, I understand that there have been a number of...rumors flying around about me and my activities.
That, and I got torn a proverbial new asshole by the headmistress about being secretive.
So, I thought we'd put away the textbooks for today, as I tried to clear...erm...tried to make things a little less...opaque.
Erm.....sorry, I'm not very good at this."
He was clearly uncomfortable, and loosened his tie.