Sep 9: Antlers Suck

by **Graham Jaeger** » Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:33 pm

The Mission: Spend the day in Elk-Satyr form.

*CLONK*

The Sound: Graham banging his antlers against the Common Room doorway.

He grumbled and ducked through the doorway. Being a foot taller with a coat rack growing out of your head sucked.

A LOT.

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by **Haley Crusek** » Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:34 pm

"Try going through sideways first next time," Haley suggested from behind the elk cheerfully.

by **Graham Jaeger** » Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:50 pm

He turned around, his cheeks a nice embarrassed red.

"I keep forgetting they're there..."

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:46 am

"Aren't they heavy?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:23 pm

"I get stronger when I get big like this, so I don't really notice the weight."

by **Haley Crusek** » Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:06 pm

"How strong?" Is it weird that he's almost hotter this way?

by **Vertie Easley** » Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:39 pm

Zombie Vertie shambled past Graham and Haley and claimed a couch. Apparently, getting in the swing of school was taking her longer then others. She still needed to keep her promise to a certain hedgehog, but they can't tell time so she could take a nap, right. She lay for a moment then sat up quickly, 'Elk...?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:16 pm

"Not superhuman or anything. I just have more muscle mass. Maaaybe superhuman if I figure out how to fully hybridize. Looking like Mister Tumnus with antlers is as far as I can get."

"Yes Vertie. Elk boy," he smirked, "Not a dream."

by **Vertie Easley** » Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:04 pm

She smiled and rubbed her eyes. "Hey, it's a nice look for you. Great rack." She giggled.

by **Graham Jaeger** » Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:50 pm

"As if I haven't heard that, like, a billion times today," he groaned.

by **Vertie Easley** » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:12 pm

"Oh, I believe it. Still, very impressive headgear."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:39 am

"Elk boy," she smirked. "Has s nice ring to it."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:24 am

"Ugh. There really isn't a good codename for me. I can't call myself Cernunnos with the actual friggen Morrigan around and Actaeon was torn apart by hounds... not exactly a good omen."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:40 am

"Yeah I don't know what the hell you're talking about." she chuckled.

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:26 pm

"Sorry, been scouring mythology junk for ideas."

by **Vertie Easley** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 3:31 pm

"The Wild Hunt." Vertie softly muttered her head resting on the couch as she watched Graham. Her control was wavering, Graham would be getting the "warm fuzzies" again and Haley would be getting a string of girly babble about nice eyes and musings about tails.

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:25 pm

Haley looked around confused before her eyes settled on Vertie. "Are...you a teep or something?"

by **Vertie Easley** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:16 pm

"Hmm?" She was smiling as she turned her attention to Haley. "Empath, animals mostly. Am I "touching" you? I'm sorry, are you a shifter too, like Graham? I sometimes get sloppy when I get tired." Vertie sat up straighter in an attempt to wake herself up and focus on her gift so not to bother them with it. Graham would feel "less" but if Haley tried she would still pick up on Vertie's "human" thoughts.

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:06 pm

"Oh god no. I'd make a terrible shifter. I'm telekinetic and telepathic."

by **Vertie Easley** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:57 pm

"I don't know...you'd make a cute sand cat." She chuckled.

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:01 pm

"So that's what that weird fuzzy feeling was?"

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:12 pm

"That or I'm secretly implanting suggestions into your brain," Haley giggled.

by **Vertie Easley** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:20 pm

"Nah, that was likely me, Gar calls it the "warm fuzzies", says it's always "on" and I just sort of...glow like a space heater." She shruged. "Sorry, I'll try not to focus it on you, especially now when I'm foggy in the head. This school thing is rough."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:35 pm

"You're telling me," he chuckled.

by **Vertie Easley** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:50 pm

"I know! How crazy is it that sitting inside all day can just, ugh and it's only day two. My brain is so tired."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:57 pm

"At least there are some decent little forest areas around campus to unwind in when that gets to be too much," Graham said as though it was perfectly normal human behavior.

by **Vertie Easley** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:03 pm

"I might have to take up jogging just to unclog my brain. I always thought it was a feral thing, to go running and teased Gar...but I'm starting to see the appeal."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:22 pm

"I go running almost every morning. It's awesome."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:30 pm

"Same here. Though I throw in some parkour training where I can."

by **Vertie Easley** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:53 pm

"I've never run on purpose. It's usually not wise to go running around in the woods when there are feral shifters around. Though Gar did say this place has some really high-end workout tech too. Guess I'll have to try everything until I find my thing."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:56 pm

"I think most of the shifters around here have enough control not to eat you."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:59 pm

"I'd at least like to think so. No danger of that from me though."

by **Haley Crusek** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:01 pm

"Elk are known for their voracious appetite for human flesh though aren't they?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:51 am

"Only during a full moon," he deadpanned.

by **Vertie Easley** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:52 pm

"Oo, that's in a few days." She smirked. "So, if you bite someone will they become Herd too?"

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:17 pm

"All belong to The Herd," he said with dramatic spookiness.

by **Vertie Easley** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:25 pm

"Oh! You have no idea how freaky that is." She ducked behind the back of the couch, then popped back up with a smile.

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:37 pm

"Alright, guess I better go get bit by a different were-thing, I would look stupid as hell with antlers."

by **Graham Jaeger** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:44 pm

"Female elk don't have antlers."

by **Haley Crusek** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:05 pm

"They don't?"

Haley wasn't a wilderness person.

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