Page 1 of 1
I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:16 pmby John Hino
John sat reading a book as his powerful computer scanned various databases for the faces of their current mysterious foes. He had his fingers crossed that he found something, but was beginning to lose patience. John didn't normally do impatient, but he wasn't normally a speedster either.
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:24 pmby Narrator
Eventually, the thing binged. Do facial recognition programs bing? I say they do.
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:35 pmby John Hino
John put down his book and zipped over to the screen.
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:30 pmby Narrator
The face that popped up as a match... wasn't exactly the same face as he was looking at.
It was...Matt Damon?
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:36 pmby John Hino
"... damnit..." he grumbled before telling the program it was a bad match.
"Dad needs better programmers."
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:50 pmby Narrator
It scrolled through again, this time popping up as...Alan Cumming?
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:44 amby John Hino
"Oh what the hell," he grumbled.
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:47 pmby Narrator
Now...Jake Gyllenhaal? Stupid facial recognition program, those people don't even look REMOTELY similar.
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:54 pmby John Hino
"... no program is this terrible, not from Dad's people..." he frowned.
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:55 amby Narrator
Not unless it had somehow been tampered with, that's for sure.
Re: I12: This Goes Faster On TV
Posted:
Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:26 amby John Hino
Barring one of Mr. Hino's software people being in league with the magical villains in a patently absurd level of foresight, John was left with one conclusion.
"I fucking hate magic."