Star Trek: The Nerdification of Barrin

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:54 am

Remember Eddington? I didn't!

DS9 4x22: For the Cause, or IN EIGENER SACHE

Tip to Eddington: Don't tell someone who's wife was killed by the borg that they are like the borg.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:58 am

Yarr, we be takin' them CFI replicators, matey.

by **Will Stanton** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:04 am

And now for all the one shots!

DS9 4x23: To the Death, or DIE ABTRÜNNIGEN

Man, the Jem'Hadar are sort of dicks, aren't they?

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:10 am

THE RENEGADES

vs.

Drug addiction vs. dumbass honor system

Axe-thing vs. Bat'leth

Red Shirt Count: 303 (+21 Death by Jem'Hadar)
Actual Death Count: 18
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 16
Cameo Count: 20
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:04 am

Hrm, Weyoun clapped Odo on the shoulder last episode -- that can't lead to anything ,right?

DS9 4x26: Broken Link or DAS URTEIL

<Will> I feel your pain, bro.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:06 am

THE JUDGEMENT

Sad Odo.

Also, that Founder homeplanet is disgusting.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:57 am

And we're now firmly in the "war sucks" period of DS9.

DS9 5x02: The Ship, or DAS SCHIFF

Trivia: This episode was filmed in 125 degree weather. That sucks!

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:52 am

Rattling off a list of names a couple times does not un-red-shirt the red shirts.

Red Shirt Count: 308 (+5)
Actual Death Count: 18
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 16
Cameo Count: 20
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:53 am

Fitting with hit movies currently out in theaters! Get your tickets now!

DS9 5x13: For the Uniform, or FÜR DIE UNIFORM

Hugh Jackman IS Michael Eddington!

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:54 am

Goodness gracious, don't get on Sisko's bad side.

by **Will Stanton** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:45 am

And BRING ON THE CAMEOS!

DS9 5x16: Doctor Bashir, I Presume, or DR. BASHIRS GEHEIMNIS

Maybe Bashir should play darts from the promenade.

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:50 am

DR. BASHIR's SECRET

Wait, that was supposed to be a secret? ;D

Red Shirt Count: 308
Actual Death Count: 18
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 17
Cameo Count: 21 (It's the EMH!)
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:16 am

Eddington time! Everyone loves Eddington, right? Right?
DS9 5x23: Blaze of Glory or GLANZ DES RUHMS

"In some ways, he was the most loyal man I'd ever known. But in other, more accurate ways, he was a traitor."

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:22 am

GLAMOR OF GLORY

Eddington, you're dumb and annoying. But good on you for getting married to Michael Jackson.

Red Shirt Count: 308
Actual Death Count: 19 (+1 Death by

)
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 17
Cameo Count: 21
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:09 am

And now that we all know that Julian's genetically engineered *gasp*, we can do:
DS9 6x09: Statistical Probabilities, or STATISTISCHE WAHRSCHEINLICHKEITEN

Nate Silver predicts this episode will get a 92% on Rotten Tomatoes.

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:13 am

Mental Health Superpowers

by **Will Stanton** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:31 pm

THE PROPHETS DEMAND WE DO THIS EPISODE

DS9 6x21: The Reckoning, or ZEIT DER ABRECHNUNG

Kame-haaaaaaa-meeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:39 pm

Why won't you speak to meeeeee!?

Cause you're a dick and you suck at this whole pope thing.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:27 am

THIS IS MY WEYOUN. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

DS9 7x06: Treachery, Faith and the Great River, or VERRAT, GLAUBE UND GEWALTIGER FLUß

He's going to paint it!

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:29 am

Lemme just go ahead and fake my death here an--oh whoops, accidentally pushed the instant-death button on my earlobe-thingie.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:21 am

And finishing this run of DS9, we have...

DS9 7x14: Chimera, or HIRNGESPINST

Laas is...kinda a douche.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:23 am

Space Whale, angry Klingons, true wuv.

Good episode, despite Changeling douchiness.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:05 am

Well, it's time to go back. BACK -- TO THE DELTA QUADRANT!

VOY 1x01: Caretaker, or DER FÜRSORGER

Oh, Janeway -- you couldn't have, like, placed a bomb?

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:53 pm

I'm Captain Janeway and I'll be your guide to the Delta Quadrant.

Red Shirt Count: 320 (Estimated a dozen dead)
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 17
Cameo Count: 22 (It's Quark!)
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139 (No solid numbers, gonna assume they gain about as much crew as they lost)
Janeway'd: 1 (We have to blow up the only way home!)

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:04 pm

Time for that most exciting of all time periods -- 1996!

VOY 3x08: Future's End, or VOR DEM ENDE DER ZUKUNFT, TEIL I

Yes, let's fly into the range of television broadcasts; good idea!

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:12 pm

Harry, you're in charge!

Weeee!

And everything was screwed up forever. The End.

by **Will Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:59 pm

MARTY!! WE GOT TO GO BACK! BACK -- TO THE FUTURE!

VOY 3x09: Future's End, Part II, or VOR DEM ENDE DER ZUKUNFT, TEIL II

Tuvok, did anyone ever tell you you're a real freakasaurus?

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:01 pm

Looks like Chronowerx stock... is about to crash.

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 17
Cameo Count: 22
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 27
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:37 pm

Voyager does a LOT of Time Travelling.

VOY3x21: Before and After, or TEMPORALE SPRÜNGE

There's no time like the present!

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:47 pm

Tom, where did you stick your penis to give Kes a baby-sack on her back?

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19 (+2 random holodeck eye candy)
Cameo Count: 22
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 27
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 07, 2013 12:06 am

And now: space dinos.

VOY 3x23: Distant Origin, or HERKUNFT AUS DER FERNE

Surprisingly not tied in with any of that "reason why everyone's humanoid" episode of TNG.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue May 07, 2013 12:08 am

Well that was pretty stupid. Also, Bigots: 1 -- The Truth: 0

by **Will Stanton** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:11 am

Voyager DOES to a couple good things, and those things are all multi-part extravaganzas.

VOY 4x08: Year of Hell, or EIN JAHR HÖLLE, TEIL I

Time shiiiiiit!

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu May 09, 2013 12:15 am

Shoot the time laser!

Red Shirt Count: 320 (+3) (-3)
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 22
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 27 (-4 banana peels) (+4 retcon)
People: 139 (-3 red shirts) (+3 retcon)
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Thu May 09, 2013 1:09 am

Aaaaand Voyager syndrome strikes again.

VOY 4x09: Year of Hell, Part II, or EIN JAHR HÖLLE, TEIL II

But that was just a dream, just a dream...

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu May 09, 2013 1:12 am

Couldn't they just crash the Timeship into the Caretaker station? That would have solved all the problems. All of them.

by **Will Stanton** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:33 pm

There are very few interesting characters on Voyager, so let's focus on them!

VOY 5x02: Drone, or DIE DROHNE

I liked it better when it was called "I, Borg"

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu May 09, 2013 11:58 pm

I kinda liked it but yeah, that felt like it had been done before with better characters...

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 22
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 1 (-1)
Torpedoes: 27
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

by **Will Stanton** » Sat May 11, 2013 12:00 pm

We need more epic epicness!

VOY 5x16-17: Dark Frontier, or DAS UNGEWISSE DUNKEL

Continuity, schmontinuity.

by **Sara Stanton** » Sat May 11, 2013 12:03 pm

The other Borg Queen. Or something. First Contact really was dumb aside from Cochrane.

Red Shirt Count: 320
Actual Death Count: 19
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 19
Cameo Count: 22
Shut Up Wesley Count: 15

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 0 (-1) Officially out of shuttles now
Torpedoes: 19 (-8 torpedoes down the trans warp hole)
People: 139
Janeway'd: 1

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