Star Trek: The Nerdification of Barrin

by **Wanda Johansen** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:10 pm

Will Stanton wrote:Keiko, you suck at food.

Keiko sucks at everything.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:57 pm

I don't remember this episode...I'm sure nothing happened
TNG 4x14: Clues or BEWEISE

See? Just a normal, boring planet.

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:59 pm

EVIDENCE

I feel like every time something weird and inexplicable happens they should immediately be blaming Q.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:50 pm

Movies already? Wait no...
TNG 4x15: First Contact (no not that one) or ERSTER KONTAKT

Set phasers for "gentle push"!

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:51 pm

Sorry Malkor III, your first contact scientist

isn't nearly as cool as ours was.

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:43 pm

THE MANCHURIAN EPISODE

TNG 4x24: The Mind's Eye or VERRÄTERISCHE SIGNALE

I'm siiiiinging in the rain, just siiiiinging in the..wait, what?

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:49 pm

TELLTALE SIGNALS

"I'm a Klingon!"

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:37 pm

Not quite Best of Both Worlds, but it's what they got: TNG 4x26: Redemption or DER KAMPF UM DAS KLINGONISCHE REICH, TEIL I

Humans show up where you least expect them

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:40 pm

THE BATTLE FOR THE KLINGON EMPIRE - PART 1

"Lots of words about honor and stuff! P'tpa!"

by **Will Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:26 pm

SelWHAAAAAAAAAA?
TNG 5x01: Redemption II or DER KAMPF UM DAS KLINGONISCHE REICH, TEIL II

"What should I tell Lursa and B'tor?" "..Today's a good day to die?"

by **Sara Stanton** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:30 pm

Data:

"There. I found them."

Romulans: V

V "Whelp."

Klingons:

"But I'm Klingon!"

Sisters:

"Gotta go, bye!"

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 01, 2012 2:53 pm

OK, enough Romulans, what are the CARDASSIANS up to?

TNG 5x03: Ensign Ro or FÄHNRICH RO

But Worf gets to wear his sash!

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue May 01, 2012 2:58 pm

Admiral:

"Terrorists!"

Bajorans:

"Wasn't us, I swear!"

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 01, 2012 3:43 pm

And we move past Roddenberry's death with TNG 5x07: Unification I or WIEDERVEREINIGUNG? TEIL I

Perin is the WORST WIFE EVER.

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue May 01, 2012 3:49 pm

Picard:

"The hell are you doing, Data?"
Data:

"Android stuff, sir."
Picard:

"Oooookay then."

Data:

Red Shirt Count: 259
Actual Death Count: 14 (Sarek, noooo, your Space Alzheimers got you in the end)
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 13.5
Cameo Count: 18 (It's Spock! And Spock's Dad!)
Shut Up Wesley Count: 12

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:34 pm

And, might as well! TNG 5x08: Unification II, or WIEDERVEREINIGUNG? TEIL II

GET IT? ANDORIAN BLUES! ANDORIAN! BLUES!

by **Sara Stanton** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:39 pm

Romulans:

Data:

"I have hacked the gibson, sir."
Romulans:

Red Shirt Count: 259
Actual Death Count: 14
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 13.5
Cameo Count: 19 (It's still Spock! Without his dad though.)
Shut Up Wesley Count: 12

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:18 pm

I...I don't seem....what?

I know I'm supposed to type TNG 5x14: Conundrum, or MISSION OHNE GEDÄCHTNIS

But then...

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:24 pm

That's our Riker-chan!

by **Will Stanton** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:18 pm

CAN ANYONE READ THIS POST? HELLO? AM I DEAD?!

Well, anyway, TNG 5x24: The Next Phase or SO NAH UND DOCH SO FERN

Ghost high-five!

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:22 pm

SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY

"I was raised on Bajoran Religion you know, and this totally scientific phenomenon got me thinking!"

by **Will Stanton** » Wed May 02, 2012 3:11 pm

It's just a hop to the left...

TNG 5x26: Time's Arrow or GEFAHR AUS DEM 19. JAHRHUNDERT, TEIL I

Mwah! I'm Mark Twain. Mwah!

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed May 02, 2012 3:15 pm

THREAT FROM THE 19th CENTURY - PART 1

Let's do the time-warp agai~in!
It's just a

to the left.
And then a

to the ri~i~i~ight
Put your snake-stick on your hips.
And bring your

in ti~i~ight.
Let's do the time-warp agaiiiiiin!

by **Will Stanton** » Wed May 02, 2012 3:59 pm

Mwa! Hrm hearm hemrm rhm. Hwa! Hrm Hwa!

TNG 6x01: Time's Arrow, Part II or GEFAHR AUS DEM 19. JAHRHUNDERT, TEIL I

Mwah!

by **Sara Stanton** » Wed May 02, 2012 4:01 pm

"Mwa! I'm Mark Twain! Mwa! I have the most obnoxious voice in history. Hwa!"

by **Will Stanton** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:07 pm

HEISENBERG COMPENSATORS!

TNG 6x12: Ship in a Bottle or DAS SCHIFF IN DER FLASCHE

HEISENBERG COMPENSATORS!

by **Nailah Weaver** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:14 pm

"What if we're also just a simulation in a box sitting on someone's desk?"

by **Will Stanton** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:49 pm

The oft-fabled good Troi episode!

TNG 6x14: Face of the Enemy, or DAS GESICHT DES FEINDES

Angry, yelly Troi!

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:51 pm

Competent, non-stupid Troi. I... what... I don't... bluh?

by **Will Stanton** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:37 pm

DIE HARD!

TNG 6x18: Starship Mine or IN DER HAND VON TERRORISTEN

I just know...they're not getting very far. 8-)

by **Sara Stanton** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:38 pm

IN THE HANDS OF TERRORISTS

I used to be a terrorist but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Red Shirt Count: 259
Actual Death Count: 15 (Poor Hutch, I'm sure nobody's going to miss him.)
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 13.5
Cameo Count: 19
Shut Up Wesley Count: 12

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:01 pm

THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN DATA AND FIRST OFFICER WORF

TNG 7x04: Gambit, Part I or DER SCHACHZUG, TEIL I

Generic 80s villain!

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:06 pm

Captain Data Get's Shit Done™

Red Shirt Count: 260 (+1 random dude)
Actual Death Count: 15
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 13.5
Cameo Count: 19
Shut Up Wesley Count: 12

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:54 pm

And we gotta finish that, right?

TNG 7x05: Gambit, Part II or DER SCHACHZUG, TEIL II

Baran is the WORST evil mercenary captain

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:57 pm

Foiled. By the Power of Love!

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 04, 2012 5:31 pm

And now we have Voyag...what? No?

TNG 7x24: Preemptive Strike or DIE RÜCKKEHR VON RO LAREN

Ro > B'Lanna

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri May 04, 2012 5:38 pm

THE RETURN OF BO LAREN

"When I grow up I wanna be a ~~terrorist~~ freedom fighter!"

Red Shirt Count: 260
Actual Death Count: 16 (+1 Terrorist Grandpa)
Ripped Shirt/Bare Chest Count: 13.5
Cameo Count: 19
Shut Up Wesley Count: 12

Bonus Voyager Tracker
Shuttles: 2
Torpedoes: 28
People: 139

by **Will Stanton** » Fri May 04, 2012 5:47 pm

Things we watched in TNG part 2: Professor James Moriarty, Sela, Worf v. Duras, Redemption, Unification, Time's Arrow, and Gambit.

by **Sara Stanton** » Fri May 04, 2012 5:58 pm

Things we learned in TNG part 2:

Klingons!

Ghosts!

Terrorists!

Science!

And of course that Android Captain is Best Captain.

by **Will Stanton** » Sun May 06, 2012 2:30 pm

And now for a historical document. The very first, unbroadcast episode of Star Trek. Ever.

TOS 0x01: The Cage or DER KÄFIG

Captain Pike, everybody!

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