((Jan 14)) To: (almost) All users

[Victoria Valentine]

An e-mail went out to the entire school's e-mail list, with the notable exception of Constantine (not that anyone knew this)


You are cordially invited, by Ms. Victoria Valentine, to a celebration of life, and all things pleasing therein, to commence one month from this invitation. It will begin at noon, February the 14th, and continue for thirty-six hours until the stroke of midnight February 16th. All needs and accommodations you might need within that time may be provided for, and you may come and go as you please.

((following this invitation, directions to the location, well off campus, are included, along with instructions on how to arrange transport if needed))